What sign are you?

[ManlyBanisters]

:boobies2: :boobies2: :boobies2: :boobies2:

:tongue:

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

DAMN! If I hadn't gone to the office, I would have used that one.

Pisces, March 5th - Believe it or not, the wife is the same exact day, 5 years later.

:tongue:

Hehe.

Ya snooze, ya lose :biggrin1:

 

[HungDaddy]

:boobies2: :boobies2: :boobies2: :boobies2:

:tongue:

:smileeek: :015: u werent lying!:tongue:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

:boobies2: :boobies2: :boobies2: :boobies2:

:tongue:

:015: :015::015::015:

Oh, you sexy beast, you.

 

[2322]

What's all this rising and moon stuff?

There's vastly more to western astrology than just the time, location, and date of your birth. The, "rising and moon stuff," refers to the positions of the planets and the moon relative to the earth. Astrologers consider these extraterrestrial bodies as very important in determining the details of an astrological chart.

My sister is an astrologist and she's very good at it. She can usually determine what sign a person is and even some of their aspects after a conversation or two. It's very intriguing. Lest you think she's not all that bright, she's starting a doctoral program in clinical psychology in December.

 

[D_smack ash]

Virgo Sept 22nd

 

[blacklibran1]

What the fuck are there no libras. Libra is by far the best sign. September 27th baby

And a goat in chinese astrology.

Altho I'm considered cusp of virgo and libra.
I'm a littler perfectionistic. But very libra

And most virgo and libra men are hung.

 

[naughty]

Scorpio sun,Cancer Moon, Leo rising
Sign of the snake in native american medicine wheel
Metal Rat, with pig

 

[basque9]

Libra
October 4th
Also the birthdate of St Francis of Assisi

 

[submit452]

Scorpio me too.

 

[Make'nItLong]

Capricorn - Jan 19th.

 

[D_Raymond Handler]

Leo. Aug. 22

 

[chefman]

Cappy---12/26
Gemini---rising

That explains it all!

 

[B_RedDude]

Virgo, September 11 (argh!)

 

[Andre4w]

June 21 Gemini

 

[D_Backhouse Swollnuts]

Taurus. April 21st

 

[barkerfan]

Capricorn Dec 26

 

[seahorses]

16th October, full blooded Libra with an artistic bent. However, the cock is straight.

 

[hotbtminla]

Leo - August 6, a date I share with the three most influential people on my life, Lucille Ball, Andy Warhol and Jon-Benet Ramsey

Anyone ever receive their "Hateful Horoscope?"

Here's the exaggerated-but-uncomfortably-kinda-accurate one for the lions.

LEO
(Jul 22 – Aug 21)

Pompous * Patronizing * Egomaniacal

How You Like To Imagine Yourself:
A sun-centered samurai radiating warmth and love.

What You Really Are:
A noxious narcissist sucking up flattery.

Your Idea of a Pick-Up Line:
“Am I blinding you with my splendid self?”

Your Idea of a Friend:
Anyone playing the planet to your sun.

Your Idea of Love:
Displaying yourself for others to adore.

Your Idea of Hot Sex:
Getting off on how much your partner is getting off on you.

Why You’re a Desperate Human Being:
Your astonishing humility – toward yourself. But why are the rest of us supposed to worship you? Is it your gift for persuading whoever you use that you’re doing them a favor? Or the fabulous way that you pose and preen? Or is it just because you can lick yourself? Remind me – I forgot.

Parting Advice:
Thanks for sharing your ego again. When I want a cult leader, I’ll let you know.

 

[SyddyKitty]

Leo - August 6, a date I share with the three most influential people on my life, Lucille Ball, Andy Warhol and Jon-Benet Ramsey
.

Same birthday as me! =D The horoscope is way off, though. D= At least, comaring it to myself. the only thing that matches is the "Planet to my sun" thing. XD