What sign are you?

[walker12]

Scorpio
November 15th

 

[walker12]

I once came across a very clever and funny greeting card that said the following of Scorpios:

"You are shrewd in business and you cannot be trusted. You shall attain the pinnacle of success, mostly because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered."

I don't know about you other Scorpios, but this is a perfect description of my professional or career traits.

Apparently, the company that made this card is called "Smart Alex" and they make cards for all of the Zodiac signs.

They are all very funny.

 

[naughty]

I once came across a very clever and funny greeting card that said the following of Scorpios:

"You are shrewd in business and you cannot be trusted. You shall attain the pinnacle of success, mostly because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered."

I don't know about you other Scorpios, but this is a perfect description of my professional or career traits.

Apparently, the company that made this card is called "Smart Alex" and they make cards for all of the Zodiac signs.

They are all very funny.

Now, do you expect anyone to admit to that? LOL! I guess my Cancer and Leo must temper that. But I have seen many fellow Scorpios that it does fit.:biggrin1:

 

[BigMeatNJ]

Snap, we share exactly the same birthday. I have Aquarius rising in my sign...

Interestingly I was told by an Astrologer, that Scorpio's are the best candidate to prove the fact that the horoscopes really do define personality traits.... Apparently if you got 200 Scorpios together and locked them in a room, in an hour, most of them would be shagging each others brains out...

funny..from your pics that doesn't look like Aquarius rising! and I do agree with your Astrologer's comments. now how do we get another 198 Scorpios in that room with us..'cause that part certainly applies to me!

 

[SoFla8]

capricorn - Dec 26


Wouldn't this be better with a poll?

 

[hugenick]

Leo - July 25th

And turned 30 this year

 

[~quicksilver~]

Gemini here... Very typical and yes we do have split personalities! :biggrin1:

 

[vince]

Sagittarius -will he ever let that arrow fly?

 

[dongalong]

Cancer

 

[FLjoke]

Pisces

 

[bond_to]

Gemini - no split personalities - just one very diverse one!
Capricorn rising - the reason I'm neither dead nor in jail
Moon in Pisces - cry me a river.

 

[B_Nick8]

Aug 19th Leo

A belated Happy Birthday! Me too!

 

[thickgirth]

Pisces

March 12th

 

[koval]

Virgo

Sept 5th which makes today my birthday :fest30:

 

[ebb33]

sagittarius here.

 

[Not_Punny]

Which sign am I?

This one.

 

[Not_Punny]

Virgo

Sept 5th which makes today my birthday :fest30:

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sassy88]

Virgo

Sept 5th which makes today my birthday :fest30:

Happy Belated Birthday Koval

Hope it was a good one


Sagittarius here..... 20th December

 

[got_lost]

Aquarian