What Simpsons Quote Never Fails You?

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  1. hotbtminla

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    For me, most of what comes out of Ralph Wiggum's mouth is pure gold, especially "When I grow up I want to be a principal. Or a caterpillar."

    Though I must admit I have a soft spot for Milhouse's "I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency."
     
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    sorry dude,
    you are barking up the wrong tree here..
    everyone knows that I am the simpsons master..
    and that is just the way it is...


    hmmmm....

    simpsons quote...

    that I use a lot..

    there are many...

    Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.


    prolly is one of my fav's
     
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    The movie struck me with Homer's reply to Bart's statement, "This is the worst day of my life." - "The worst day so far!"
     
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    Yikes - didn't mean to bend your wookie, D! I'll just stick to Battle of the Planets and respect the heirarchy.
     
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    lol..well, i did love it when Homer screamed "Help me, Jeeebus!!!"
     
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    When I grow up I am going to Bovin University
     
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    D'oh!
     
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    --Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!

    --Marge, weaseling out of things is important to learn! It's what seperates the humans fro the anmals. Except for the weasel.

    --Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

    --Homer: Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

    --Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

    Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

    --Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T...

    --Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.
     
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    Homer: "Aww... $20. I wanted a peanut."
    Homer's Brain: "$20 can buy many peanuts."
    Homer: "Explain how."
    Homer's Brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
    Homer: "WooHoo!"

    Used everytime anyone says "$20." And yes, I do both parts.
     
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    Also...

    Homer: "I wasn't asleep. I was drunk."

    And...

    Lisa: "Dad, that's awful."
    Homer: "Awful entertaining."
     
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    I'll just type a few since none really works since nobody really knows Simpsons

    "Oh I wanted a peanut!"
    "Slow and steady wins the race!"
    "I'm the Lizard Queen!"
     
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    Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
     
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    well, there is that beautifull and inspiring sentence of homer that i love: "DOH!"

    and, in the movie, i liked specially the one when he reads the bible and said: "This book doesn't have any answers!"
     
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    Comic Book Guy "WORST. EPISODE. EVER."
     
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    Parole Judge: No one who speaks German can be an evil man! Parole Granted!

    Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
    Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

    Homer: Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
    Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.

    Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

    Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

    Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

    Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

    Homer: I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

    Homer: Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.

    Oh, hell, let's face it. Almost any conversation you have, there's probably an appropriate Simpsons quote you can throw in.
     
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    Don't have a cow, man.
     
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    You must be Bi. Gay and str8 people know their sexuality before they have sex.
     
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    Where the hell did that come from?
     
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    That was in season seven episode three. Homer was the speaker of that line.:biggrin1:
     
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    ....all good, but the one I keep coming back to is Homer's:

    "mmmm, beeeer..."
     
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