What size condom do you need?

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  1. Pitbull

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    Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus.
    The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke.
    A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain.
    The second lady looks at that and says, "That's such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?"
    "It's a condom," The first lady replies.
    "Well, where can you buy those?" the second lady asks.
    " Um...
    Most people buy them at pharmacies." the first lady replies.

    So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter.
    "Do you guys sell those condom things?" she asks the pharmacist.
    "Why yes we do," the pharmacist says a little confused,
    "Do you know what size you need?"

    So the lady says,

    "Well it's got to fit a Camel."
     
  2. Mandee

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    lol! That is funny :)
     
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