What size condom do you need?

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Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus.
The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke.
A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain.
The second lady looks at that and says, "That's such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?"
"It's a condom," The first lady replies.
"Well, where can you buy those?" the second lady asks.
" Um...
Most people buy them at pharmacies." the first lady replies.

So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter.
"Do you guys sell those condom things?" she asks the pharmacist.
"Why yes we do," the pharmacist says a little confused,
"Do you know what size you need?"

So the lady says,

"Well it's got to fit a Camel."