What The Fuck Is Wrong With Me???!!!

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  1. B_Hickboy

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    Any guesses?
     
  2. Gillette

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    Oh, jeez...
     
  3. viking1

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    More explaination would be required to answer that. I don't know what you mean, and can't compute an answer based on your VERY general question.
     
  4. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Do you want an essay, or a book?
     
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    Summarize, Rubi.

    Hick has a hard time reading paragraphs.
     
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    A precis? They take time.
    But basically, he believes he's the locus of a civil war between his passions and his lust for God.
    Old, old story, complicated by the fact that he's not sure which side should win, and not sure which side he wants to win.
    He's in deep doodoo.
    Happy as a pig in shit.
    Coincidence ...
     
  7. dongalong

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    I suspect that since you are in front of your computer, your problem might be caused by sitting down:

    hemorrhoids, trapped wind, painful zit on arse cheek???

    Of course more clues might help us find the real problem:biggrin1:
     
  8. dannymawg

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    There's something wrong with HickBoy? :biggrin1:
     
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    only you can answer that question. by the way wish I could juggle those tits Dongalong
     
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    You need to get in touch with your inner homo and find peace.
     
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    Mid-life crisis? It will soon pass, Pal!
     
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    Dearest Hickster--

    I am responding to you, regarding your illuminating thread entitled "What the fuck is wrong with me ?(referring to you--I already know what the fuck is wrong with me :smile:.)

    Your problem stems from your looks. I don't know why.:rolleyes: Everybody is like coming up to you and saying things like:

    "OMFG!!! Is that Ralph Fiennes? That is, that is, RALPH!!!! FIENNES!!! (insert girl's bloody curdling, MEMOREX glass shattering scream here.)"
    "I just loved you in that RED DRAGON film. Nice dick and balls you had dangling in that scene you running up the stairs. Ever consider doing porn? Here's my card..."
    "Wuhl, ah'll be, took mah doughtter to see ewe in that thur Hurry Pudder feeyimm. Ah don't knoe witch won I fell asleep on them awl."
    "You were just charmingly splendid in "Spider" with that coventry actress Miranda "That bloody beans-on-toast tart" Richardson. (She's a slag. A sour herring. Gave me the Marmite gherkin, don't shag her.) Personally, Mr. Fiennes it takes a true "artiste"...a man of his talent and craft to "mumble his words" and "wander aimlessly" throughout the film."

    Stuff like that.

    I personally I think you need a break from being a straight white male and be a gay black male for a change. Or maybe you're a "black lesbian who secretly likes hot looking porn chicks" who is trapped inside of a white man attached to a big cock(...and balls :smile: ).
     
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    Nothing that a swift kick in the patootie won't cure.
     
  14. Lordpendragon

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    I think you are approaching the problem from the wrong direction.
     
  15. fortiesfun

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    Hard to say, but becoming a moderator is widely held to be a symptom.
     
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    ...Yeah...what the fuck ISN'T wrong with you Hick?:wank:
     
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    No guesses here, Hick. All possibilities are amazingly horrifying.















    :tongue:

    NCbear
     
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    I don't know, does it burn when you tinkle?
    If so, go to the doctor immediately!
     
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    I've got 15-18 years. Better make the most of it.
     
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