What The Hell Is Going On With You Guys

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by B_horribleperson, Mar 26, 2006.

  1. B_horribleperson

    B_horribleperson New Member

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    Why is it that most of you guys are afraid of being made fun of because you have a LARGE PENIS?????

    what names are you called anyways that can be evil? if some little punk made fun of me for haveing a big dick i would laugh at him and start making fun of him for having a tiny little baby dick

    so if a bunch of you could explane to me how you are made fun of maybe we can help you BE PROUD OF YOUR BIG DICKS.
     
  2. salthebb

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    As much as it pains me to agree with a Pittsburgh Steelers fan, HP is right. Take whatever anyone says as a compliment, not a derogatory criticism, then smile and say damn right I am.
     
  3. windtalkerways

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    Exactly...we're fed up and
    we're not going to take it
    any more!!!

    I really want to earn my
    LPSG Badge, guys! :rolleyes:
     
  4. Big Del

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    Despite what he says Horrible Person is anything but horrible!

    He pretends but deep down he is a really nice guy!

    I find myself in agreement with him on this subject!:smile:
     
  5. Dr Rock

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    speaking for myself as a fully-developed adult, the last thing i'm bothered about is the possibility of someone making fun of MY dick. however, it CAN be extremely harrowing for kids and adolescents, so it's worth taking seriously as a potential problem for those who are still growing up.
     
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    salted pork!
     
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    I have never understood this attitude of - - - mistreatment (?). From the time that I was 10 or 11 I was always (last year of elementary school, Jr. H.S., H.S. and college) longer and thicker than my peers. I don't recall ever having been ridiculed because of that fact. Quite the opposite. Usually it amounted to almost idolatry, a commendable thing, something to which to aspire. There were some jokes, to be sure, but they were in good fun - not intended as put downs. I was certainly never ashamed of having a big tool and was never reluctant to let those who might want to see it have a look. I even recall working up erections on request.

    Gramps
     
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    Big Del, you may be right, but HP is still a Steeler's fan and thereby he must always be approached with caution.
     
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    WTW, this almost too easy but since no else has said it, then I must- "Badges, badges, we don't need no stinkin badges."
     
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    :wank: i totaly agree,be proud of you big dick
     
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    :biggrin1:

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  12. salthebb

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    Okay, where do you guys get all of this stuff? That was pretty quick WTW.
    How about this- "I am shocked, shocked, shocked that there is gambling in here Rick." "Here's your winnings for the night." "Thank you."
     
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    I'd rather be made fun of for having a big cock than to be made fun of for being fat. Somehow I managed to get the fat jokes though.
     
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    It's not so much the embarasing comments it's the change in attitude that follows. You try hard to avoid being seen as large because once others know the little world you create for yourself gets invaded and changed. It has never happened to me, but I have seen it be done to others.:cool:
     
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    the only name I didn't really like being called was "baby's arm" just because of the sexual connotation coupled with a child.

    it just made me uncomfortable
     
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    i can most certainly see why...
     
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    The 'Search" function is your
    friend...do not be afraid
    to use it liberally!

    Here Sal:


    Rick: Your cash is good at the bar.
    Banker: What? Do you know who I am?
    Rick: I do. You're lucky the bar's open to you.
    Woman: What makes saloonkeepers so snobbish?
    Banker: Perhaps if you told him I ran the second largest banking house in Amsterdam.
    Carl: Second largest? That wouldn't impress Rick. The leading banker in Amsterdam is now the pastry chef in our kitchen.
    Banker: We have something to look forward to.
    Ugarte: Heh, you know, watching you just now with the Deutsche Bank, one would think you've been doing this all your life.
    Rick: Oh, what makes you think I haven't?
    Ugarte: Oh, n-n-n-nothing, but when you first came to Casablanca, I thought...
    Rick: You thought what?
    Ugarte: Hm, what right do I have to think, huh?
    Ugarte: You know, Rick, I have many a friend in Casablanca, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust.
    Berger: We read five times that you were killed, in five different places.
    Victor Laszlo: As you can see, it was true every single time.
    Captain Renault: Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies.
    Carl: I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway.
    Captain Renault: In 1935, you ran guns to Ethiopia. In 1936, you fought in Spain, on the Loyalist side.
    Rick: I got well paid for it on both occasions.
    Captain Renault: The winning side would have paid you much better.
    Captain Renault: Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.
    Rick: Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette.
    Captain Renault: That is another reason.
    Annina: Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?
    Rick: Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.
    Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
    Sam: [lying] I don't know what you mean, Miss Elsa.
    Ilsa: Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."
    Sam: [lying] Oh, I can't remember it, Miss Elsa. I'm a little rusty on it.
    Ilsa: I'll hum it for you. Da-dy-da-dy-da-dum, da-dy-da-dee-da-dum...
    [Sam begins playing]
    Ilsa: Sing it, Sam.
    Sam: [singing] You must remember this / A kiss is still a kiss / A sigh is just a sigh / The fundamental things apply / As time goes by. / And when two lovers woo, / They still say, "I love you" / On that you can rely / No matter what the future brings-...
    Rick: [rushing up] Sam, I thought I told you never to play-...
    [Sees Ilsa. Sam closes the piano and rolls it away]
    Ilsa: I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met...
    Rick: Was La Belle Aurore.
    Ilsa: How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
    Rick: Not an easy day to forget.
    Ilsa: No.
    Rick: I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.
    Rick: Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Laszlo, or were there others in between? Or - aren't you the kind that tells?
    Senor Ferrari: As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man.
    Rick: Don't you sometimes wonder if it's worth all this? I mean what you're fighting for.
    Victor Laszlo: You might as well question why we breathe. If we stop breathing, we'll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die.
    Rick: Well, what of it? It'll be out of its misery.
    Victor Laszlo: You know how you sound, Mr. Blaine? Like a man who's trying to convince himself of something he doesn't believe in his heart.
    [about Rick]
    Major Strasser: You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American.
    Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.
    Ilsa: A franc for your thoughts.
    Rick: In America they'd bring only a penny, and, huh, I guess that's about all they're worth.
    Ilsa: Well, I'm willing to be overcharged. Tell me.
    Rick: Well, I was wondering...
    Ilsa: Yes?
    Rick: Why I'm so lucky. Why I should find you waiting for me to come along.
    Ilsa: Why there is no other man in my life?
    Rick: Uh-huh.
    Ilsa: That's easy: there was. And he's dead.
    Major Strasser: Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Germans in their beloved Paris?
    Rick: It's not particularly my beloved Paris.
    Heinz: Can you imagine us in London?
    Rick: When you get there, ask me!
    Captain Renault: Hmmh! Diplomatist!
    Major Strasser: How about New York?
    Rick: Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.
     
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    I already knew it was Casablanca.
     
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