What the hell is LPSG anyway?

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  1. madame_zora

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    We get into all kinds of discussions here, but what is this site really all about?

    I decided to consult Alexa's list and the Way Back Machine for answers. We're climbing up the list, but I thought it was interesting to read the original introduction message, as it appeared in 1999:


    Large Penis Support Group

    [FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]Information:[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]Fashion[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica]Sports[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica]Events[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica]Personals[/FONT][/SIZE]

    [FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]Support:[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]Forums[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica]Seminars[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica]Phone[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica]Fax[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica]Links[/FONT][/SIZE]

    [FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]Hazards:[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]Choking[/SIZE][/FONT]
    [SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica]Drowing[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica]Concusion[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica]Paralasis[/FONT][/SIZE]


    [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]Do you have an abnormally large male genital? Have you been injured by one in the recent past? The L.P.S.G. was developed to aid those who fall into either of those categories. We can help you deal with having a large penis as well as assist those who must deal with them in their daily, or nightly, lives. [/SIZE][/FONT]

    [SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica]The first step in dealing with this "problem" is to accept it with both it's pro's as well as it's con's. While it is true that 15% of home accidents are caused by large penis related incidents, only a small number have ever been known to be fatal. A large penis is a friend as well as a foe. Treat it as such. [/FONT][/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1][FONT=arial,helvetica]When dealing with large penises, wether belonging to you or someone you know, always take caution, and rely on the experience of others. L.P.S.G. has be pioneering support methods such as forums and seminars to pass that experience on. Group support is available for owners, users, and spectators of large penises. [/FONT][/SIZE]

    [/SIZE][/FONT]


    How likely is it that a page like this would have made it past the grammar police now?:biggrin1: My, how times have changed.

    It's been posted before, but it still makes for some snickers. I think until our member truly understand from whence we've come, they'll have a tough time understanding why things aren't always what they seem. Happy reading:

    http://web.archive.org/web/*sa_/http://lpsg.org
     
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    This nails it for me.
     
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    Thank you for the refresher course. That brings back memories....:biggrin1:
     
  4. madame_zora

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    Haha, and for most of us. I really wish we could read the forums from back then, but it only gives the forum pages. Sad, some truly entertaining stuff is lost.
     
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    Can people in chat who complain about "dick" or "sex" talk be referred to this?
     
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    ... and just when I thought it was a place where people came to see me post. :rolleyes:
     
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    ....well, that too, naturally....:tongue:
     
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    That pretty much covers it for me.

    Seeing you post, that is. ;>
     
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    Wow, two of the most wittiest guys on the forum come for me ... well, now let's see if they will cum for me...:tongue:
     
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    And cum ON you, Boy!!


    Back Down Memory Lane...
     
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    Wow. Thats hilarious. But had I read that when I joined I may have been more horrified...
     
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    The 2002 look is the earliest that triggers memories for me, kind of nice to see several people who were posting then are posting today.
     
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    Very interesting- but you can actually read some of the threads beginning to end. Posted by somebody else, but submitted by Grandpa in August of 2002.

    Gay Pick-Up Lines

    1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
    2. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
    3. Nice ass... what time does it open?
    4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
    5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
    6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
    7. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
    8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
    9. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
    10.I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
    I would like to find my first post; but it seems it would take far too long (especially since I do not recall my original name- it may have been dolf 250 or just dolf- but I no longer remember.) I'll peruse it a little in the next week and become sentimental. Even just reading grandpa's name made me smile.
     
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    I dont have my own large penis
    I dont have a man with a large penis (right now)
    and ive never been 'hurt' by one.....par-say

    So rightlyfully i dont belong here :crying: .... And all i wanted to do was show my love for large cocks and perve on the galleries
     
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    *cock-slaps Lee's post*

    There, now you can stay. :rolleyes:

    Well at least pretend it hurt a little bit, dammit! :mad: :biggrin1:
     
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    My favorite ....

    Hi, there, Dolf250! Smile, not just because God loves you, but because I want you! God can only take you to Heaven, big boy ... *I* can show you Paradise! Wanna cum?

    So ... up for it ... especially after I restored your "sociopath" standing?

    :biggrin1:

    RAY
     
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    Man has been struggling with the nature of change since Hericlitus, and LPSG is as good an example as any to point out both the good and bad that accrue when something changes fundamentally. While the playfulnes and good nature of the early incarnation of LPSG were probably thoroughly entertaining, the current version does have a larger collection of interesting voices that lend diversity and a broader appeal. I wish I had been around for the earlier version, but the current one provides plenty of entertainment value and support for those who seek it.
     
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    Great catch, Jana. This is hysterical and historic.
     
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    Thank you dear..and with a dick like that how could it not hurt so on a final not i will end with

    Ouch.. Alex hurt me with his large penis :biggrin1:
     
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    Lee, sweetheart, did you miss one sentence in Jana's OP? "Group support is available for owners, users, and spectators of large penises." You could certainly consider yourself a "current spectator, future user", could you not? We love you anyway!
     
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