What ticks you off in a porn?

[Heavy]

Simple enough right? For example, i dont like it when porns try to have a story line like, "the ninja girl was looking around for the golden sword BUT THEN ANOTHER NINJA CAME OUT WITH HIS COCK AND FUCKED HER LEFT AND RIGHT!" You see that shit pisses me off. How about you? :smile:

 

[B_dxjnorto]

I hate it when the chics do all the loud squeaking. It's supposed to be sexy, but it's too much noise.

 

[Mr. Russ]

That every man has a big thick schlong. Let a little guy please the women for once!

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

The fact that in hetro porn 90% of the time is focused on the woman..

That unless its fetish S&M the woman is never the dominate person

..i'll think of more later

 

[Expando1]

Gonzo porn is ok with me at times but it'd be nice to have alternatives with strong story lines...pretty much like a regular hollywood romance story but where they end up doing some hot fucking.

 

[D_alex8]

Dubbing-in of dialog or heavy breathing when people clearly have their mouths closed or otherwise filled.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

All the women are sluts!! All the men have the IQ of a fencepost

 

[Ethyl]

The fact that in hetro porn 90% of the time is focused on the woman..

That unless its fetish S&M the woman is never the dominate person

..i'll think of more later

Hear, hear! The squeaky sounds from women are so fake. Honestly, I don't think i've seen an real orgasm from a woman in hetero porn.

 

[art]

You see that shit pisses me off. How about you? :smile:

Too much talking when they should be fucking. I always want to say "Shut up already!"

Oh, I almost forgot: I hate it when the couples go from shaking hands immediately to fucking. I'd like more reality: I wish they'd show the kissing, the making out, the fumbling to unbutton or unzip the other's clothes. You know: the real stuff. I've fucked girlfriends more often on a couch with my jeans and briefs around my ankles and my t-shirt pushed up under my armpits than when I have naked, on a bed, and in perfect lighting. (How comes these pornos never show piles of clothes?)

 

[Gillette]

Amen to that.

I slept with a guy once who kept the porno dialogue going the whole time. First time I'd ever wanted to employ a ball gag.

Porn dialogue is cheesy, shut the hell up !

 

[B_big dirigible]

i dont like it when porns try to have a story line like, "the ninja girl was looking around for the golden sword BUT THEN ANOTHER NINJA CAME OUT WITH HIS COCK AND FUCKED HER LEFT AND RIGHT!"

It burns my biscuits when they try to have a story line.

 

[Gisella]

Well..for me is the lack of the real things like passion, warmth, hungry, the real turn on reactions people really into it express (well im naturally dramatic :biggrin1: )...i dont like many things...and terrible too is when the woman is making all kinds of faces to the camera looking at the camera...sooo fake...

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Porn is just fantasy Thats all . Degrading to men and women But it is also a great ignitor of the sexual imagination. It keeps the fire burning so to speak:smile:

 

[PacknThick]

The fact that in hetro porn 90% of the time is focused on the woman..

That unless its fetish S&M the woman is never the dominate person

..i'll think of more later

umm u said it yourself, its hetero porn. what esle would they focus on besides the women. but thats not really true when they should the hardcore fuckin or the bj. u must have watched the non-xxx type, like spice.

 

[BJT]

Hate when the girl sits and looks at the camera then entire time. She has more important things to be focusing on

 

[kurios]

A few things piss me off !
-The couple keep changing positions like every 2 seconds
-He keeps slipping out of her
-She keeps repeating the same things with the same tempo despite the fact that she should be nearing an orgasm of some kind (real or fake)
-there is no condom then all of a sudden condom is on and dick is well into jane
-dick has no rythm at all it is just random poking and there is no reaction from her.

Phew! maybe there isnt very much I like about porn

 

[ClaireTalon]

That they never get a good, full view of a set of muscular, shapely male buns at work humping away between a woman's thighs!!!

And that all the women always have to look like blonde Barbies (Attention: Tautologism). Where are the rough girls, the sunburnt biker ladies, the cliché cowgirls?

 

[palicao]

i hate when the guy i like in the porn ends up being the passive(est)
; ;

expecially when i was dreaming about him fucking me and in the next scene he's fucked *cry*

 

[phantom73]

I know...all of you will gasp in horror, but I get tired of seeing the perfectly chisled, tanned, and shaved dudes in the gay flicks. So then when trying a different "genre", you end up with all bears or twinks. There seems to be no happy medium (or maybe I'm just not finding them). Sometimes the regular joe is sexier, and as already stated in previous replies, there are components missing from porn. ie: lust
Otherwise, I just find them boring. My thoughts of past experiences and imagination with future ones do just the trick for me.

 

[basque9]

My pet peeve is that too many times the top guy is insufficiently hard to adequately perform male anal.. so they show you his behind and his faked humping and that is supposed to turn me on? I don't think so! Years ago, such a scene would not have been included in the final release!