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My wife calls me Mr. Canada and it Little Canada if it is hard or soft... Please note that "little" does not refer to the size
Boner and Love Muscle are my favorite titles for a nice stiff one. Although "Love Muscle" is a nice third place name I use often.
I've used boner and hardon the most. ...or just good ol' erection. The basic terms have sometimes the best ring to them.