What To Do About My Neighbor?

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I live in a small TH community and there's a young (28) straight guy two doors down. He's 100% christian kinda guy, no girlfriend and I think he's still a virgin. I notice that whenever we're both outside he looks at my crotch - every single time. Now, part of the "problem" is that I am commando all the time so yes there's a VPL and maybe that's all there is to it but I also wonder if he's curious. How would you guys respond to the constant glances? I'm thinking of pushing the edge of the envelope a little by wearing shorter shorts and letting my PA hang out the bottom. Any other suggestions/
 

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I live in a small TH community and there's a young (28) straight guy two doors down. He's 100% christian kinda guy, no girlfriend and I think he's still a virgin. I notice that whenever we're both outside he looks at my crotch - every single time. Now, part of the "problem" is that I am commando all the time so yes there's a VPL and maybe that's all there is to it but I also wonder if he's curious. How would you guys respond to the constant glances? I'm thinking of pushing the edge of the envelope a little by wearing shorter shorts and letting my PA hang out the bottom. Any other suggestions/

Do nothing. Leave him alone.
 

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I'd recommend not going commando for a bit to see if it was just the VPL he was looking at. Something to contain and minimise the bulge. Jeans or perhaps something of a thicker material than old Navy cargo shorts or gym shorts. Depending on the gauge of the PA, that could affect the VPL and he might just be trying to figure out why it looks different. I'd avoid jumping down the "he's curious and just needs a little encouragement, so I'm just going to casually show him my cock". I say this for this simple reason. Do you like where you are currently living? How are you going to deal with living there if pushing the envelope goes in an undesired direction and things become awkward, uncomfortable, and permanent?
 

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I agree with @pescar - hide your bulge and see if he's still staring. Maybe also grab your bulge at some point in a non-chalant way and see how he reacts. I wouldn't grab it in an overly suggestive way, but just see how he responds to your hand going down to that area. If he seems to get excited, maybe he is interested. I would not let your cock or PA hang out of your shorts, that's just tacky and could potentially make him very uncomfortable. It would be so obvious that you're just trying to perv on him and he might not be into that.
 

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Also, try to put yourself in his shoes. You're new to the community and there is a woman that's lived there for awhile, knows you're gay, but notices you looking at her huge breasts everytime you are outside together. She gets the idea that you might be curious because you look every time. So she decides to wear more revealing clothing "to try pushing the edge of the envelope a little". How would that make you feel? How would you feel living in a community where this woman is essentially shoving her cleavage in your face because she thinks you're curious?
 
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Agree with other posters. Leave him alone. Just remember that if the situation turns to shit, you still have to live there. There’s nothing worse than being at odds with your neighbours. I’ve had bad relations with neighbours before and moved away because of it. It was very stressful, uncomfortable and awkward.
 
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My neighbour keeps buying successively larger trucks with huge wheels and listens to heavy metal music with his windows open before he leaves for work at 6 am. Sunday morning is apparently when bikers get together to compare engines. I don’t know what he does for a living, either. Consider yourself lucky.
 
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My neighbour keeps buying successively larger trucks with huge wheels and listens to heavy metal music with his windows open before he leaves for work at 6 am. Sunday morning is apparently when bikers get together to compare engines. I don’t know what he does for a living, either. Consider yourself lucky.

But does he have a mullet?
 

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My neighbour keeps buying successively larger trucks with huge wheels and listens to heavy metal music with his windows open before he leaves for work at 6 am. Sunday morning is apparently when bikers get together to compare engines. I don’t know what he does for a living, either. Consider yourself lucky.
sounds like your neighbor has a small cock complex - big trucks are his sexual compensation!
 

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sounds like your neighbor has a small cock complex - big trucks are his sexual compensation!
And he’s always grilling huge meat. Summer, winter, 80 degrees, 30 degrees. I love to grill, but I get the feeling he thinks if he cooks his meat over fire he gets to convince himself he helped to kill the animal in a hunt.
 

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And he’s always grilling huge meat. Summer, winter, 80 degrees, 30 degrees. I love to grill, but I get the feeling he thinks if he cooks his meat over fire he gets to convince himself he helped to kill the animal in a hunt.
Are you fantasizing about his meat?
 
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I have a neighbour who lives not too far away, he has tats on his legs and arms. He feels obliged to wear shorts and T- shirts any day above 45 -50 degrees to show them off / to get attention. Personally I look at him as a nut, who wears short pants when snow is still on the ground. . But it is his ball of wax; and as long as he does not affect my property value, I hope he has a good time

The OP, based on his screen name; and choice of avatar, may be a person whose real life may imitates his online persona.
By this I mean a person who is looking for attention .Comando all the time / VPL / wearing even shorter shorts , letting my PA hang out. Pretty much this screams look at me / i want attention. . So when some christian guy looks at you, kind of as an anomaly you think how to push the envelope to get more attention.

Do a scientific experiment, reverse pushing the envelope. put on normal pants , that fit and a pair of underwear, normal ones, not ones designed to push out the package . See how he responds,
 
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I live in a small TH community and there's a young (28) straight guy two doors down. He's 100% christian kinda guy, no girlfriend and I think he's still a virgin. I notice that whenever we're both outside he looks at my crotch - every single time. Now, part of the "problem" is that I am commando all the time so yes there's a VPL and maybe that's all there is to it but I also wonder if he's curious. How would you guys respond to the constant glances? I'm thinking of pushing the edge of the envelope a little by wearing shorter shorts and letting my PA hang out the bottom. Any other suggestions/
I don't think exposing yourself would be the next logical step in building a relationship. If this were a larger city, with a more open cosmopolitan community, then sure, why not. But, as you noted: Christian, small community, lack of experience/shyness, appearance of heterosexuality. Oh, and he lives two doors over.

Be a friendly neighbor. BBQ, walking, gaming, beers, chit chat.. See where that goes. You don't need to strap on the rocket pack and launch yourself at speed ludicrous into exposing your PA. Honestly, that's just creepy.

I've had a bad neighbor once or twice. It can become unbelievably awful. Please don't go there.