What to do when you get hard in the shower

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  1. brencrack

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    This has happened to me more than once.
    Id b in the shower, after a work out in the gym as you do, and being surrounded by other well fit guys, it seems my cock jst starts to rise ! We all know that our member has a mind of its own, but it's so fuckin akward, espically when your surrounded by all strait guys.
    I start thinking of trees and all sorts of other shite, jst to get my hard on bk to normal size !
    How are we to cope with this :smile:
     
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    I've had very similar experiences, but here in San Diego I've found out that things are a bit different. At least some of the men at the gym here are also gay. Limerick (hell all of Ireland) isn't particularly known for being gay friendly.

    Best advice I'd give would be to:

    1) Stop looking, turn and face the wall/shower. At least make a conscious effort not to stare.
    2) Focus on getting clean and getting out of there. Avoid washing yourself "down there" any more than necessary.
    3) Sneak your peek when changing/drying not when your actually in the shower.
    4) Find a gym with more Gays.


    I'm certain all the straights understand that there will be some gay guys in the gym, but that doesn't mean that they are there to put on a show. Do your workout, a quick shower, and go home. Then you can really think about all that straight cock you've been oogling. I've always found that the showers/locker rooms were the best motovation for actually going to the gym, but I also try to be considerate.

    I've been in the gym when some old guy is stroking himself in the showers, and even if I am gay this was definately *not* cool.

    I'm curious to see what the "Straights" have to say about gays in the locker room.
     
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    There have been a few threads on shower erections.

    I try to beat off before I jump in the shower just incase. Saves me from trying to convince others I am not turned on by them in the shower.:rolleyes:
     
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    How do you know about Limerick !
    Well, it seems everyone has heard of my native city, for all the wrong reasons.
    It's true to say that there is NO gay gym in Limerick, or Ireland as far as I know. And there wont be either,not for a very long time, their prety slow on the up-take over here.
    Your advice is well taken. The showers are the best part of going to the gym ! I take into consideration all the straits,well not that much, giving the look when they realise im gay, once i speak that is !
    That said, they do their thing and we do our thing and we jst get on with it.
    My memories of the showers do cum home with me ha ha !
     
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    I usually do have a wank b4 i go to the gym, but my cock jst wants more :smile:
     
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    Try beating off in a stall?
     
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    I jerk it. Then again, I only shower in the privacy of my home (never been good at sports)
     
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    Thats a no no, the stalls are tiny and gettin caught would not b good, as the straits would linch me
     
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    Hmmm. When I was younger, I had a huge problem with mid-day boners at school. So I jerked off every morning and each night before I fell asleep. During the day, I never got hard unless I tried. I can control it more now, but perhaps a schedule to drain yourself first is in order.
     
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    Wanking is great, anytime.
    I always enjoy a good pull in the comfort of my house, showers filled with guys, is one hell of a turn on, espically when they are strait :smile:

    A wank a day keeps me gay
     
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    Likewise, when i was at school, it was a problem gettin hard a couple of times a day. I suppose every young bloke was like dat, we are human after all !
    Having a wank b4 i go the the gym works sometimes, i'll jst have to think of strait thoughts in the showers ha ha
     
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    Well Limerick does have a rep for being a "Rough and Roudy" crowd, as well as super crazy football fans. Good luck with the gym!
     
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    lol.. i suggest moving someplace with fewer medieval rejects.
    what kind of stall are you guys talking about? im thinking like toilet stall.. but how in freaking crap would you get caught? i jerk off in bathrooms(highschool, colllege... malls.. resteraunts... work.. movies theaters... anywhere) all the damn time(i have to.. and its fun.. lol.. of course).. no one ever busted in the door and demanded to know what i was doing..

    i think youre full of crap... or just a big uptight pussy.
    if and when i go to a gym.. you can bet a million im gonna jerk off in the bathroom.

    unless maybe theres no doors?
    try a broom closet...
    lol
     
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    Yea, it is a bit rough all rite, the rep is well justified.
    It's the rugby not the football fans who have a huge following, me inc.
    As for the gym, i'll keep you posted !
     
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    Iam talking a bout a toilet stall, but the in the gym they are only half stalls, ur head is visible u no.
    The gym isint of the highest spec, and moving out of their is on the cards.
    Work wanking is grand, as is most places.
    As for being full of crap, bite me be ach
     
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    I know what you mean: the thoght of sex or of my gf made me hard several times in the showers. I had to face the wall and throw COLD water on my penis, while i tried to think about something else.

    Unluckly sometimes it take some time to get it soft, but i am pretty sure nobody noticed so far.
     
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    If someone noticed I would apologize and say that I was alittle sensitive that day and continue about my business washing up. :biggrin1:
     
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    id kill myself
     
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    Turn the hot water off and imagine Roseanne Barr sitting on your face.

    Works for me.

    If you still have a hard on - go into the porn business.
     
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    whenever i get hard, i have to jack it off!
     
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