What to do when you get hard in the shower

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Turn the hot water off and imagine Roseanne Barr sitting on your face.

Works for me.

If you still have a hard on - go into the porn business.

Yeah - what he said !! :rolleyes:
(I grew up with cold showers so I'm quite used to them
(even though cold water in canada can be even below zero :eek: (32F )!)

and yeah stare at the wall
as you gradually downsize your dick ...
straight and straight-friendly guys always look at the wall when this happens
(this also makes your dick go down quicker because you then might have to worry that someone is looking at your ass :tongue:)

For an allover post workout relaxing body sensation I like turning the cold water on full anyway even when I'm not hard altho other guys who could accidentally get splashed by stray cold water
might start squealing :biggrin1:
which just makes me laugh at what pussies they are :tongue:

oh yeah and in emergencies
I can always easily think of someone/thing I really dont like
like uhm ... well I'm not going to tell you all my secrets am I lol :smile:
 

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My usual rule of thumb when that happened (haven't been to one as of late) was to pretend it wasn't there.

Figured if I ignored it, so would everyone else...didn't always work.
 

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This has happened to me more than once.
Id b in the shower, after a work out in the gym as you do, and being surrounded by other well fit guys, it seems my cock jst starts to rise ! We all know that our member has a mind of its own, but it's so fuckin akward, espically when your surrounded by all strait guys.
I start thinking of trees and all sorts of other shite, jst to get my hard on bk to normal size !
How are we to cope with this :smile:
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:biggrin1::biggrin1: I wish this was the least of my worries or problems.
It's happen to me in some locker-room situations with males...really more normal/common then not if U will believe... not out of the ordinary...esp.
after a work out in a gym situation...your blood is more likely to flow better throught out you whole body...good for you!
Also, it is a know factor, that men react to the visible (sexually) more
so than women...I really :dunno:why...we just do react this way involuntary by nature even at male birth.
Anyway, if you are too embrassed or self-conscience:redface: about this, merely shower by yourself or more privately...and miss out on the fun:eek:.
I'll tell you what I've told & tell my sons...come on...we're all men here, aint nothin you aint seen before or don't have.:wink:

Be Safe, Be Careful, Enjoy!:smile:
 

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I'm with scared. My locker room has separated showers that have tall floor-to-shoulder height wall partitions, but when standing under a shower head you can see one guy directly across from you, and usually one guy diagonally across. Open stalls- no curtains. See and be seen.

Even if I stand there and soap myself ALOT, I really don't get hard- even after a good workout- unless some drop dead guy is standing directly across from me and flirting shamelessly with me. The problem is that since I don't bone up, I am not normally flirted with.

So I think I'm short-changed fairly frequently. I hope all the guys who prejudge an unexpected bone feel the same way about shrinkage.
 

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Stair directly into the spray of the shower and do so trying not to drown, pain, fear confusion what ever occurs will distract you the longer you do it the better.
 

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This has happened to me more than once.
Id b in the shower, after a work out in the gym as you do, and being surrounded by other well fit guys, it seems my cock jst starts to rise ! We all know that our member has a mind of its own, but it's so fuckin akward, espically when your surrounded by all strait guys.
I start thinking of trees and all sorts of other shite, jst to get my hard on bk to normal size !
How are we to cope with this :smile:
If the shower area has privacy dividers why not just jack off and take care of it discreetly?
 

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to clarify, *my* gym has wall partitions (a large gang gym shower with 16 heads was remodeled/retrofit with marble wall partitions for 8 oversized stalls- but there are no doors covering each spot. In some ways, the new wall partitions make the place more condusive to cruising than when the space was completely open- especially in the end stalls that are more hidden than they previously were.

I was there the other night, and this guy in the shower directly across from me kept staring at my dick while I showered- so I got pretty hard.
He was gesturing for me to pull one off and cover the marble wall with my white load- but I just crossed my arms and let me bone bob up and down while he stared into my stall and smiled.

From one guy to another, It was nice to allow him to watch me bone up, and to give him some joy. By the time I was ready to grab my towel and walk back to the lockers, the crane was going down. I guess it's different if I am getting 'creeped out' by the guy who is watching me.
 

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I used to have the problem in HS and I was and am straight. I would just imagine me infront of everyone at my school, while I have a boner, and imagine them all pointing and laughing and calling me "boner boy."

I know, very demented, but it worked.


Now I shrink too much in the shower!