What to do with the mess?

[unabear09]

Been ages since I've posted, but I've had this nagging question for ages. So, I grew up (like most guys) under the impression that most guys jerk off in bed (before going to sleep or whenever), and do so, for privacy sake, with the covers up on them ( this may be more of a stereotype [or habit of teenage guys?] or something that is often portrayed in porn, but I've seen a lot of amateur stuff that shows the same thing). I've also seen a lot of pro/am voids where guys just shoot their load on their belly, but accidentally hit their face, sheets, pillows, headboards, etc.

My question is.... For you guys that do any of the above, do you like wash the sheets the next day? Do you ( when covered up as an adult or even in teen years) jizz on your sheets, pillow, etc., and wash everything in the next day or so, or do you just leave it be, until you normally would wash your bed clothes? I know that as a teen (and an adult), living with relatives, roomates, etc., cum stains were very obviously identified on anything cloth, so how did you hide it from mom or whoever washed your sheets and all?

Long ago, I stopped jerking off in bed, because I have explosive, uncontrollable orgasms that could go anywhere, and I had to either put down a towel behind me, wank on the floor, on the sofa, in a chair, etc., so as to prevent such stains from showing up in places where they would be unapprecited. Instead, I would do my best to cum on my chest, often on my face (lol aiming for my chest), into my hand, into toilet paper, sock, etc.

Thanks!

Bear

 

[ronin001]

For a sure cure, wank less and get a GF: or BF, to help improve your aim

 

[windibundu]

Everyone is different in my experience. For example, my bf shoots like a rocket whereas I kinda dribble unless I'm super horny. But yeah he always does the same thing with towels etc. Myself I could always kinda catch it in my hand and just wipe it off then go wash my hands

 

[notN2pussy]

Keep a towel handy, use a sock? If it hits the sheets they're coming off right then at least at my house

 

[nicnic]

I go for something like underwear that's going to get washed before reuse anyway. I've always tried to avoid making a huge mess while jerking. Just makes more work for me. Sex, on the other hand, is withw whatever mess happens. And the bedding goes in the wash the next day.

 

[TexanStar]

Keep a towel handy, use a sock?

@unabear09

I was one of those teens sendin up a ton of crusty socks every laundry day too :O

Once I was living on my own I just started keeping paper towels or tissues nearby.

It's pretty rare that my spurts end up somewhere besides on me. On occasion some'll sneak over my shoulder, but much more often it just ends up on my chest and stomach.

 

[halcyondays]

Back in the dark ages when dinosaurs roamed the Earth I used a comfort rag to clean up. It lived hidden under my bed until tossed for a new one. Stains on underwear and pjs could not be helped! I have long since relied on tissues to clean up.

 

[sdbg]

When I was still a novice, I discovered how nice it felt to use a pair of briefs to rub my dick. To this day, I love the feel of the soft cotton fabric and blow in my underwear.

 

[deleted645791]

I've tried to break my gross cum rag habit with tissues, but I just make way too much of a mess. Instead, just like I have been doing for as long as I've been jerking it, every few months I elect a worn out pair of gym shorts or boxers to squirt into, which keeps the mess at bay. It's also nice to have something soft to clean up with.

From there it goes in my laundry basket, but I won't wash it, because something about washing my jizz along with my clothes bothers me. That's also why I don't nut all over my towels or sheets, unless I'm actually fucking someone, then I make an exception. Once those shorts are so saturated that it's getting noticeably musky, I throw it out and get another worn out pair of shorts and start the process again. Old habits die hard.

 

[ryan25yo]

@unabear09

I was one of those teens sendin up a ton of crusty socks every laundry day too :O

Once I was living on my own I just started keeping paper towels or tissues nearby.

It's pretty rare that my spurts end up somewhere besides on me. On occasion some'll sneak over my shoulder, but much more often it just ends up on my chest and stomach.

 

[Brian S]

Back in the day, I used to use a pair of underwear or a particular towel. But I started doing my own laundry as well, after my mom moved out.

Nowadays, I rarely wank in bed. I'm usually at the computer, to be honest. In those circumstances, I lay down a towel. But if I do wank in bed and some gets on the sheets...I just leave it and wash it on the weekend when I do laundry.

 

[njfellow2002]

box(es) of tissues---

 

[deleted984925]

A sock or a hungry cocksucker will sop up the mess

 

[1060353]

I usually swallow it.

 

[MrTMT]

Back in my single years, box of tissue was the best choice for me. I always kept one on my nightstand and a bottle of Vaseline inside the drawer. It's kind of subtle without too obvious (my jerking-off supplies). These were the days when I had to rent adult movies (VHS/dvd), I would watch the movies laying on my bed and ended up shot a good load, always. I wiped of my cum, either on my stomach or chest, with the tissue papers, then tossed them on the floor. Once I got up in the morning, I would flushed that in the toilet. No evidence left behind.

 

[185248]

Improve your aim. It's really not all that difficult to place a hand in front of your eye to deflect overly excited sperm exiting.

Or employ a penis plug......

 

[1069369]

Good thread and one I’m well versed to answer. As a cumshooter I always make a big mess but take various precautions. I get the satisfaction of seeing how far I can blast after abstaining for a week or more and edging many hours. Normally I’ll spread a lot of newspaper before me and soot there, lets me see where it went. Then just throw it away. I’ve also blasted loads outside or out from the balcony so no mess to clean.

At times I’ve cum into a sock, wine glass, on bath towels, or just the floorboards and wiped it clean. Also and many times in my pants hands free at work, which is fun but fuck it sucks having to dry clean Hugo Boss trousers.

There’s been times when on overseas trips I’d just blast my cum anywhere in the hotel, I just don’t give a fuck, bathroom mirrors, floors and bed sheets. Either by myself or when fucking.

Actually I find the most annoying thing is when your hands are all cummy and you gotta wash that off, fucking sticky mess.

 

[Chrysippus]

Improve your aim. It's really not all that difficult to place a hand in front of your eye to deflect overly excited sperm exiting.

Or employ a penis plug......

Penis plug??? Not on your fuckin’ life—you’re cheatin’ Dame Nature.

 

[kdubb]

During my youth I would have a roll of toilet paper stashed under my bed. When the mood would hit, I would grab a wad of the toilet paper and shoot my load into it and then flush it down the toilet. Once I discovered the awesome taste of cum, I stopped using the toilet paper and would shoot my load onto my chest, wipe it up with my fingers, lick it off and swallow. Even to this day, I can't waste a load (whether mine or my lover's) it must be consumed and any droplets that might land on the sheets remains there until the they are washed once a week.

 

[Infernal]

I just buy a cheap pack of hand towels or wash clothes every year or so. Use it once or twice then throw it in the laundry. There is always one clean so I don't need to worry about running out. I work from home, so I spend a large part of the day at my desk. I almost never jerk off in bed these days.