what to say to a TSA agent

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    I wonder what would happen if you went through a pat down with a TSA agent and everytime they would rub your balls - to tell them to do it again . Do it again please, harder please. a little higher please - harder. MMMMMMM. I love it. I've got a bomb down there and it is going to blow if you keep that up. Yes yess yesssssssssssssssss.
    Check my chest - oo ah - yes rub my nippels again please - mmmmm AHHHHHH. MMMM my bomb is going to blow if you keep that up.

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    this is the worst story ever.
     
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    it's a story?
     
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    Its not a story - just a snario. I was just wondering what would happen if you did this when getting a pat down.
     
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    Probably be detained for quite awhile, maybe be charged with a crime.
     
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    Didn't the last guy that happened to get fined by the TSA? Even after he'd warned them?
     
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    I have been felt up by customs agents. I do not mind.
     
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    How classy.
     
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    I guess you could moan real loud when they rub between your legs and say like "yes" MMMM AHHH and spring a boner. Wonder what they would do - you really didn't say anything to them just reacted to what they were doing. HEHE.
    A dinner and a date a good idea especially if the guy is young, and really cute.
     
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    You tend not to say anything unless you want to be thrown on the floor and detained.
     
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