What TV shows make you horny?

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  1. latinluva

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    Every morning I wake up with a raging hard on...okay depending on the wheather. Since I live in AZ it's most of the time. But I get up and check out the news on the net and screw around on LPSG (shot out). But then I go and watch alil TV, and when I turn to Fit TV I watch hot chicks excercising. My favorite is Namaste Yoga and Shimmy....OMG the way they do the show is like porn. The chicks are all wearing super tight cloths and you can literally see labias and sometimes clits. Once in a while their nipples are hard. And the narrator talks all sexy. It aint long before I pull the llil soldier out and start stroking and about five to ten minutes later I got cum all over my belly. Makes for a great start to my day. Anyone else ever see these shows?
     
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    the good morning america... matt lauer so sexy. But I also like to jerk it to Nip tuck and even sometimes to desperate housewives
     
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    NIP/TUCK is so hot! damn!
     
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    I Agree!
     
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    I 2nd or 3rd Nip/Tuck!
     
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    WTF... hahahaha...
    I would have to say True Blood...
    they're almost fucking anyways... XD
     
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    LOL, that's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the thread! "True Blood" is pretty much softcore: lots of beautiful people fucking at every turn. But it's also a truly great show.

    That Anna Paquin, even with that horrible gap between her teeth, is a total vixen. I love how she's plays it all naive. I'm getting hot just thinking about her!
     
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    I have to agree, true blood got my panties wet a few times.
     
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    I don't actually watch that much TV but right now I'm watching "Brothers & Sisters" because Gilles Marini is in it this season! He does it for me....

    I also get horny watching sports (especially NBA basketball, and the Olympics)...
     
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    she has an amazing body too...
    not a bad rack either...
    I've actually seen her down in Santa Monica...
    she's not bad in RL either...
    I want to fuck that Swedish guy so bad...
    I don't know why I just do...
    maybe its the Scandinavian in me wanting to go back to its roots... XD
     
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    I think the new assistant (AMY, played by Karen Gillan) on the next series of Doctor Who is going to be very distracting:
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    HGTV "Holmes on Homes", I would not hesitate a sec to have sex with that guy.

    And obviously John Gidding.
     
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