What two groups of people...

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  1. absinthium

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    (Hint: The answer for each is five year olds and potheads.)

    What two groups of people...

    - Get super excited when they hear the ice cream man drive by?

    - Are happy to receive a My Little Pony as a gift for any occasion?

    - Can sit back and thoroughly enjoy an episode of Ren & Stimpy?

    - Think Froot Loops is the world's most perfect food?

    - Can't resist impulse buys at the convenience store/grocery?

    - Think finger painting is a fine way to spend a rainy day?

    - Pick outfits for themselves that rarely match?

    - Genuinely care about the environment?

    - Spend hours trying to decide what animal they'd like to be?

    - Spend at least twenty five minutes in the toy aisle at Wal-Mart?

    - Can't resist the sight of a bubble gum machine?

    - Wear their barrettes in multiples of three?

    - Think multiple hair colors on the same head are a fucking sweet idea?

    - Own more than their fair share of t-shirts featuring their favorite cartoon friends?

    - Own more than their fair share of underwear featuring their favorite cartoon friends?

    - Have bonding moments with each other when they discover they can sing every word to the theme songs of their favorite Saturday morning cartoons?

    - Think wearing pajamas past 2pm is acceptable?

    - Think bathing is optional?

    - Think NO ONE is the boss of them?

    - Pick their nose when no one is looking, and sometimes even when they are?

    - Think that talent isn't necessary to play a musical instrument?

    - Refuse to go to bed at a decent hour, although they are tired, for fear they might miss something?

    - Think rules are for other people?

    - Have the messiest bedrooms you've ever seen?

    - Think a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli and a banana is a well balanced meal?

    - Would spend all day making a blanket fort?

    - Are the reason chicken fingers were invented?

    - Can rhyme any two words in the English language?

    - Think Super heroes are in fashion?

    - Consider "fine dining" to be something that comes with a cheap, plastic toy?

    - If not properly supervised, will attempt to put army men in the toaster?

    - Are liable to shove a waffle in the VCR?

    - Will break something into a million pieces while attempting to "fix" it?

    - Believe in do-overs?

    - Love sock puppets?

    - Will go as long as they possibly can without washing their hair?

    - Have seriously tried to fly?

    - Have seriously thought they were invisible?

    - Sometimes take advantage of the fact that other people think they're stupid?
     
  2. Epistasia

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    Comes to the realization... I am such a pot head!

    or a five year old?

    Either one, they are equally fun!

    takes another hit...

    I rhymed!
     
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    Fortunately I was able to slice 2 or 3 items off that list--that's the advantage of being ancient.
     
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    I was a five year old once (a little while ago) but never a pothead.
     
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    I still don't think this makes me a pot head
    *hey Matt, pass it over*
     
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