(Hint: The answer for each is five year olds and potheads.) What two groups of people... - Get super excited when they hear the ice cream man drive by? - Are happy to receive a My Little Pony as a gift for any occasion? - Can sit back and thoroughly enjoy an episode of Ren & Stimpy? - Think Froot Loops is the world's most perfect food? - Can't resist impulse buys at the convenience store/grocery? - Think finger painting is a fine way to spend a rainy day? - Pick outfits for themselves that rarely match? - Genuinely care about the environment? - Spend hours trying to decide what animal they'd like to be? - Spend at least twenty five minutes in the toy aisle at Wal-Mart? - Can't resist the sight of a bubble gum machine? - Wear their barrettes in multiples of three? - Think multiple hair colors on the same head are a fucking sweet idea? - Own more than their fair share of t-shirts featuring their favorite cartoon friends? - Own more than their fair share of underwear featuring their favorite cartoon friends? - Have bonding moments with each other when they discover they can sing every word to the theme songs of their favorite Saturday morning cartoons? - Think wearing pajamas past 2pm is acceptable? - Think bathing is optional? - Think NO ONE is the boss of them? - Pick their nose when no one is looking, and sometimes even when they are? - Think that talent isn't necessary to play a musical instrument? - Refuse to go to bed at a decent hour, although they are tired, for fear they might miss something? - Think rules are for other people? - Have the messiest bedrooms you've ever seen? - Think a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli and a banana is a well balanced meal? - Would spend all day making a blanket fort? - Are the reason chicken fingers were invented? - Can rhyme any two words in the English language? - Think Super heroes are in fashion? - Consider "fine dining" to be something that comes with a cheap, plastic toy? - If not properly supervised, will attempt to put army men in the toaster? - Are liable to shove a waffle in the VCR? - Will break something into a million pieces while attempting to "fix" it? - Believe in do-overs? - Love sock puppets? - Will go as long as they possibly can without washing their hair? - Have seriously tried to fly? - Have seriously thought they were invisible? - Sometimes take advantage of the fact that other people think they're stupid?