What two groups of people...

[absinthium]

(Hint: The answer for each is five year olds and potheads.)

What two groups of people...

- Get super excited when they hear the ice cream man drive by?

- Are happy to receive a My Little Pony as a gift for any occasion?

- Can sit back and thoroughly enjoy an episode of Ren & Stimpy?

- Think Froot Loops is the world's most perfect food?

- Can't resist impulse buys at the convenience store/grocery?

- Think finger painting is a fine way to spend a rainy day?

- Pick outfits for themselves that rarely match?

- Genuinely care about the environment?

- Spend hours trying to decide what animal they'd like to be?

- Spend at least twenty five minutes in the toy aisle at Wal-Mart?

- Can't resist the sight of a bubble gum machine?

- Wear their barrettes in multiples of three?

- Think multiple hair colors on the same head are a fucking sweet idea?

- Own more than their fair share of t-shirts featuring their favorite cartoon friends?

- Own more than their fair share of underwear featuring their favorite cartoon friends?

- Have bonding moments with each other when they discover they can sing every word to the theme songs of their favorite Saturday morning cartoons?

- Think wearing pajamas past 2pm is acceptable?

- Think bathing is optional?

- Think NO ONE is the boss of them?

- Pick their nose when no one is looking, and sometimes even when they are?

- Think that talent isn't necessary to play a musical instrument?

- Refuse to go to bed at a decent hour, although they are tired, for fear they might miss something?

- Think rules are for other people?

- Have the messiest bedrooms you've ever seen?

- Think a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli and a banana is a well balanced meal?

- Would spend all day making a blanket fort?

- Are the reason chicken fingers were invented?

- Can rhyme any two words in the English language?

- Think Super heroes are in fashion?

- Consider "fine dining" to be something that comes with a cheap, plastic toy?

- If not properly supervised, will attempt to put army men in the toaster?

- Are liable to shove a waffle in the VCR?

- Will break something into a million pieces while attempting to "fix" it?

- Believe in do-overs?

- Love sock puppets?

- Will go as long as they possibly can without washing their hair?

- Have seriously tried to fly?

- Have seriously thought they were invisible?

- Sometimes take advantage of the fact that other people think they're stupid?

 

[Epistasia]

Comes to the realization... I am such a pot head!

or a five year old?

Either one, they are equally fun!

takes another hit...

I rhymed!

 

[Onslow]

(Hint: The answer for each is five year olds and potheads.)

What two groups of people...

- Get super excited when they hear the ice cream man drive by?
- Think Froot Loops is the world's most perfect food?...I prefer Cap'n Crunch
- Can't resist impulse buys at the convenience store/grocery?
- Think finger painting is a fine way to spend a rainy day?
- Pick outfits for themselves that rarely match?
- Spend at least twenty five minutes in the toy aisle at Wal-Mart?... It's more like an hour minimum
- Can't resist the sight of a bubble gum machine?
- Own more than their fair share of t-shirts featuring their favorite cartoon friends?
- Own more than their fair share of underwear featuring their favorite cartoon friends?... now that's just sick
- Have bonding moments with each other when they discover they can sing every word to the theme songs of their favorite Saturday morning cartoons?
- Think wearing pajamas past 2pm is acceptable?... Well, they expect you to wear clothes at the Price Chopper. (even Giant Eagle has requirements these days)
- Think bathing is optional?
- Think NO ONE is the boss of them?
- Pick their nose when no one is looking, and sometimes even when they are?
- Think that talent isn't necessary to play a musical instrument?
- Refuse to go to bed at a decent hour, although they are tired, for fear they might miss something?
- Think rules are for other people?
- Have the messiest bedrooms you've ever seen?... what you call messy, I call organized--so there!
- Think a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli and a banana is a well balanced meal?... only if it is followed with cherry vanilla ice cream (cherries are of course nutritious)
- Would spend all day making a blanket fort?
- Are the reason chicken fingers were invented?
- Can rhyme any two words in the English language?... sadly, yes.
- Think Super heroes are in fashion?
- Consider "fine dining" to be something that comes with a cheap, plastic toy?
- If not properly supervised, will attempt to put army men in the toaster?
- Are liable to shove a waffle in the VCR?
- Will break something into a million pieces while attempting to "fix" it?
- Believe in do-overs?
- Love sock puppets?
- Will go as long as they possibly can without washing their hair?
- Have seriously tried to fly?
- Have seriously thought they were invisible?... but I am! (and that's what I told Officer Gisonda as he snapped the cuffs on my wrists)
- Sometimes take advantage of the fact that other people think they're stupid?

Fortunately I was able to slice 2 or 3 items off that list--that's the advantage of being ancient.

 

[B_big dirigible]

(Hint: The answer for each is five year olds and potheads.)

What two groups of people...

- Are happy to receive a My Little Pony as a gift for any occasion? If the National Socialists had organized ritual bonfire burnings of My Little Ponies rather than books by Jewish authors, they'd have a much better reputation today. Not good, but better.

- Can sit back and thoroughly enjoy an episode of Ren & Stimpy? Anyone who's about the same age (not 5) as the guy who wrote the originals might actually get some of the jokes, and then they can be pretty funny.

- Think Froot Loops is the world's most perfect food? Canned chile. Fruit Loops are kid stuff.

- Pick outfits for themselves that rarely match? They're supposed to match?

- Spend at least twenty five minutes in the toy aisle at Wal-Mart? 25 minutes barely counts as warmup.

- Can't resist the sight of a bubble gum machine? I do have a weakness for the machines with a chicken on a stick inside, which drop eggs out in exchange for quarters. In fact I bought one. It's around here somewhere ...

- Think multiple hair colors on the same head are a fucking sweet idea? Brown and gray?

- Own more than their fair share of t-shirts featuring their favorite cartoon friends? Well, "fair share" is a flexible concept.

- Have bonding moments with each other when they discover they can sing every word to the theme songs of their favorite Saturday morning cartoons? Don't I wish. Never yet met anyone who knew the words to "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down" or "Merrily We Roll Along" (the Schlesinger/Warner Bros themes).

- Think wearing pajamas past 2pm is acceptable? At home, or out in the street?

- Refuse to go to bed at a decent hour, although they are tired, for fear they might miss something? Well, since nothing interesting happens when I'm awake, it must happen when I'm asleep. It only stands to reason.

- Have the messiest bedrooms you've ever seen? Well, if I could see it, I could answer that...

- Think a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli and a banana is a well balanced meal? And the banana is really just a frill.

- Consider "fine dining" to be something that comes with a cheap, plastic toy? Does a drink with a plastic whale in the glass count?

- Will break something into a million pieces while attempting to "fix" it? Guilty.

I was a five year old once (a little while ago) but never a pothead.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

(Hint: The answer for each is five year olds and potheads.)

What two groups of people...

- Get super excited when they hear the ice cream man drive by? Who doesn't?

- Are happy to receive a My Little Pony as a gift for any occasion? I love horses though!

- Can sit back and thoroughly enjoy an episode of Ren & Stimpy?

- Think Froot Loops is the world's most perfect food? They taste amazing!

- Can't resist impulse buys at the convenience store/grocery? I can't resist them anywhere!

- Think finger painting is a fine way to spend a rainy day? I LOVE finger painting!

- Pick outfits for themselves that rarely match? Everyday....

- Genuinely care about the environment?

- Spend hours trying to decide what animal they'd like to be?

- Spend at least twenty five minutes in the toy aisle at Wal-Mart? Or the pet section?

- Can't resist the sight of a bubble gum machine? Soooo exciting!

- Wear their barrettes in multiples of three?

- Think multiple hair colors on the same head are a fucking sweet idea? Isn't it though?

- Own more than their fair share of t-shirts featuring their favorite cartoon friends? I have... 3-4 Winnie the Pooh shirts.. so what?

- Own more than their fair share of underwear featuring their favorite cartoon friends?

- Have bonding moments with each other when they discover they can sing every word to the theme songs of their favorite Saturday morning cartoons?

- Think wearing pajamas past 2pm is acceptable?

- Think bathing is optional?

- Think NO ONE is the boss of them?

- Pick their nose when no one is looking, and sometimes even when they are?

- Think that talent isn't necessary to play a musical instrument?

- Refuse to go to bed at a decent hour, although they are tired, for fear they might miss something?

- Think rules are for other people?

- Have the messiest bedrooms you've ever seen? 3 guinea pigs, 2 birds, one bedroom = mess

- Think a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli and a banana is a well balanced meal?

- Would spend all day making a blanket fort? Totally! Something I need to do again

- Are the reason chicken fingers were invented? It's about the only 'meat' I eat...

- Can rhyme any two words in the English language?

- Think Super heroes are in fashion?

- Consider "fine dining" to be something that comes with a cheap, plastic toy?

- If not properly supervised, will attempt to put army men in the toaster?

- Are liable to shove a waffle in the VCR?

- Will break something into a million pieces while attempting to "fix" it?

- Believe in do-overs?

- Love sock puppets?

- Will go as long as they possibly can without washing their hair?

- Have seriously tried to fly?

- Have seriously thought they were invisible?

- Sometimes take advantage of the fact that other people think they're stupid?

I still don't think this makes me a pot head
*hey Matt, pass it over*