What type of posts make you chuckle?

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  1. Countryguy63

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    Ok, In the spirit of this morning's threads....

    What kinds of posts make you laugh. Not in a comedic way, but more of a roll eyes kind of way?

    For me, it has to be the "I'm straight :rolleyes:, so only girls look-comment-rate- speak to me", lol
     
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    Straight guy wants to cam and compare with other straight guys
     
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    Am I big enough for a Magnum condom?

    I always wonder why they don't just buy one and try it.
     
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    Anything with the word "jelqing" in it.

    Funny word. Makes me giggle.
     
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    Look at my pics and tell me how big I am (invariably these are angled or showing a puny stalk which would not satisfy a Keebler elf).


    Wiill giving head to str8 men make me gay?


    Why did God if there is a god make foreskings so ugly (and yes there is usually a spelling error) which brings me to:


    Any thread title, supposedly on a thinking topic, which has spelling errors.


    My wife/girlfriend/boyfriend says I'm too short, what do you think? At which point said poster complains of their short little 8 incher (with no pics of course), which brings me to:

    Any poster who claims to be huge and has no pics.


    Will I be able to satisfy my future wife?


    Do you think 90 year old virgins living in basements are sexy?

    Can I get a yeast infection by eating bread?

    Should I get circumcised to make my parents/friends/political leaders/spiritual leaders/cellmates happy?

    How can I tell if I'm circumcised? (asked by someone in their 30s, living in a basement somewhere having sex with their lamp socket)

    Can my girlfriend get pregnant if I keep my foreskin pulled forward?

    Would you do porn?

    Have you done porn?

    Do you think about doing porn with your neighbors?

    Have you ever thought about sex in the supermarket?

    I plan to lose my virginity soon, will it be better to have dinner first?


    Even though a condom can fit over a person's head without breaking, mine always seem to break...


    I can get even more laughs by removing my reading glasses and scanning the posts at an angle-you'd be surprised how the lettering ends up and merges topics together in a very funny way.
     
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    "I am straight guy looking for straight or bi-curious guy with huge cock to let me suck it and maybe get fucked."

    "Does black guys have the biggest coks? Does azns the smallest?"

    "Girl with super tight, shaved, wet vagina, huge tits, porn-star looks, big booty, long legs and desire for huge cock looking to watch guy on cam. I have pictures," and the following posts.

    And plenty more.
     
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    Anything with the word cunt in the title.

    Bumps of same get a wry grin.
     
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    Guess my size. Does self-sucking mean you're gay? :rolleyes:
     
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    Hi, my name is nick8. That always makes me chuckle. :wink:

    So sue me. I think 90 year old virgins living in a basement are sexy. hahaha
     
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    Well, then, here's a laugh-riot: it's not, actually. That's just my nom de plume. :biggrin1:
     
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    Ah, so you are 'ow zay say, Frwench. oui?
     
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    May wee. Been soor.
     
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