Look at my pics and tell me how big I am (invariably these are angled or showing a puny stalk which would not satisfy a Keebler elf).
Wiill giving head to str8 men make me gay?
Why did God if there is a god make foreskings so ugly (and yes there is usually a spelling error) which brings me to:
Any thread title, supposedly on a thinking topic, which has spelling errors.
My wife/girlfriend/boyfriend says I'm too short, what do you think? At which point said poster complains of their short little 8 incher (with no pics of course), which brings me to:
Any poster who claims to be huge and has no pics.
Will I be able to satisfy my future wife?
Do you think 90 year old virgins living in basements are sexy?
Can I get a yeast infection by eating bread?
Should I get circumcised to make my parents/friends/political leaders/spiritual leaders/cellmates happy?
How can I tell if I'm circumcised? (asked by someone in their 30s, living in a basement somewhere having sex with their lamp socket)
Can my girlfriend get pregnant if I keep my foreskin pulled forward?
Would you do porn?
Have you done porn?
Do you think about doing porn with your neighbors?
Have you ever thought about sex in the supermarket?
I plan to lose my virginity soon, will it be better to have dinner first?
Even though a condom can fit over a person's head without breaking, mine always seem to break...
I can get even more laughs by removing my reading glasses and scanning the posts at an angle-you'd be surprised how the lettering ends up and merges topics together in a very funny way.
, so only girls look-comment-rate- speak to me", lol
