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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by jeff931, Mar 15, 2006.

  1. jeff931

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    Whats up. Brand new here 29 6'2 230 cop from NJ
    havent measured in years but last time was 5x6 soft 9.5x7 hard but you play with my taint and i can hit almost 10
    Engaged cause i finally found a girl that can keep up with me and accepts my past. Sexual past not like i killed 20 people or sometihng. I have unreal recovery time the first week im with a girl after we start doing it she gets put through the test and this one passed with flying colors

    Get at me anyone i will talk till you wak away from me
     
  2. Chuck64

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    Welcome to the group Jeff! Nice intro.
     
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    Welcome and enjoy the group!

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    Yea, everything you said in your intro, plus 2
     
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    Welcome, jeff!

    You've reminded me of my great Uncle Harry. Nobody would greet him with "How are you?," because he'd follow you around for hours telling you.
     
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    dude im non stop when i stop a car im with them for easy 30 minutes just looking for some thing to talk about. If your ever in a rush pray i dont stop ya
     
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    welcome


    oh i can talk until your ear falls off. just ask anyone who's PMed me .....:tongue:
     
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    Yeah, it's like receiving "War and Peace" in your inbox, only with no subdivision into chapters :rolleyes:
     
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    Happy welcome, Jeff. If you have a sense of proportion, levity and manners with added dash of humour you'll do very well at this board feela. good luck.:wink:
     
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    you love it
     
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    Of course I do, I'm just penning the 23rd paragraph of my response. :dead:
     
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    ... a feat not even leo tolstoy could accomplish
     
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    dudes no talking about stuff i dont know about. who the hell is leo taulsts (whatever you spell it)
     
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    Don't worry... The intellectual jokes fizzle pretty fast around here. Most of us can't keep up - especially me.
     
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    He used to play baseball with Judy Garland while she was still on this side of the rainbow. Oh, and he wrote stuff. :rolleyes: In Russian, as if to prove a point.
     
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    L M A O !!!
     
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    Welcome to the group
     
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    hey how many wives you got USVAfan you get to have as amny as you want in utah right?
     
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    AVSFAN i mean damn i gotta stop drinking for a minute
     
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    ... and he invented the Mr. Toffee machine and opened the first Starborscht's Coffee Shop in Seattle.
     
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    Welcome, Jeff, and please don't stop drinking.
     
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