What was your most random experience getting head?

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one time a crackhead came up to me at the bus stop and said "hey you wanna go somewhere and fuck for a dollar?" i chuckled... and long story short i missed my bus.. lmao naw im kidding i just laughed lol
 
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in my early twenties I worked in a couple bars. on band nite, I did a little bit of everything from door man taking cover, bouncer, and bartender. but early evening, I was not very busy, and one typical evening, I walked into the men's john to pee, swung open the stall, and this gal, I knew, grabbed my cock and starting sucking it. well, she was fucked up, high/drunk. I convinced her I had to pee. so she massaged my balls while peed. when done she resumed sucking me til I came. she swallowed. I thanked her and told her to please get out of the mens john. she followed me out discreetly if that is possible.

so then I have to work the door for about an hour. and she's sitting in a booth, wombling, nursing a drink. we start to get busy. I look over and she's gone. 1/2 hour later the other door man is ushering her gently to the door(he knew her also). he gets her outside and supposedly gone. he comes back in and tells me she was in the john, surprised him, gave him a BJ. I say "wow"!. he says don't let her back in she's given free BJs to 6-7 guys for free. 1/2 hour later he takes over. I go get a drink, talk to my gf who is now present. but then I bartend for awhile. then drinking with gf. 2 hours have gone by, we are busy, I got to pee again.

Yep, you guessed it. I open the stall door, and there she is. so I pee, she sucks me off again. once again, I get her out of the bathroom when everybody is looking at the band. she knows she has to leave, so we're chit chatting, I'm almost carrying her towards the door. gf is giving me the evil eye. anyway, girl is escorted again outside. I get a drink, sit next to gf in booth. explain she was an old friend, too drunk, had to go, just doing my job. gf gives me a little kiss and starts rubbing my cock with her hand over the top of my jeans. this was all under the table. so the nite winds down, the bar closes. we clean, count the money, drink, get paid. I'm taking the gf home, she has something doing the next day, can't spend the nite. on the way, she whips my cock out and starts massaging it. in her mom's driveway, she starts sucking me off like I didn't know she could. she didn't swallow or even let me cum ih her mouth ever, btw. so she pulls off as I start cumming, big dallop on her cheek. she's smiling as I blow my 3rd load of the evening. she makes a comment on how big & thick my cock is. she wants it tomorrow nite. tells me that she told her divorced mom how big my cock is. and that leads to another chapter in my life.
 

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I was doing some homework a while back and a drunk boy I knew walked into my room and climbed into my bed saying he wanted to hang out.

I let him sleep there because I didn't want him to go home drunk and we just cuddled for a bit. I woke up to him sucking me off. I stopped him because I was sober and he wasn't but it was a pretty random night for a guy who's sexuality I only guessed at to walk into my apartment and do that.
 

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For some reason I have had a lot of random experiences. A while back I was riding my bike in this semi rural area near my house. I was stopped at a red light when a trucker pulled up beside me. With my right leg on the ground, the guy got a great look at my cock running down my leg. I could tell he was checking me out, though I pretended not to notice. He was a cute guy, in his early 30's, dark curly black hair. The light turned green, and the moment was over. He drove on ahead of me. About a half mile down the road, I saw the same truck pulled over to the side. The driver’s door was opened. I rode up and the cute driver was there with a smile on his face. We made small talk, but I knew what he wanted. I just wanted to see how he would ask me. Sure enough he asked if I had ever seen the interior of a big rig. Then he asked me if I wanted to check it out. There was this little sleeping compartment behind the seats. I crawled back in there and that is all it took. The guy was all over me pulling down my biking shorts. I shoved my dick further down his throat. You know that point where the guy is about to puke and where he wants it just a little further down his throat. I ended up shooting a huge load deep inside of him. When he looked up, there was a big grin on his face with a trail of cum down his chin. Sometimes the most unexpected sex is the best. I love the adventure of it all.
 

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Slipped into an adult bookstore with fake ID, I was 14. Guy sucked me off in a video booth and then kissed me. I could slightly taste my own cum. He thanked me and said my cum tasted great!
 

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I was at a nude beach that has large rocks at one end. I lay in the sun on top of a big rock that is mostly obscured by bush on three sides, overlooking the sea. I had a semi and lay with my eyes closed, enjoying the sun. I felt the coolness of the someone's shadow over my legs but didn't open my eyes. I just lay there and waited to see what would happen.

Next thing I felt his hands on my cock and balls. He played with them until I was fully hard then I felt him put his mouth over my cock. He was well experienced because he did an expert job of bringing me to a great climax. It was all the more enjoyable because I had no idea who was eating my favorite plaything.

When I had finished exploding I opened my eyes and saw a good-looking blond guy in his mid 20s, a total stranger. I thanked him for the great BJ and said that I would not reciprocate. He said "no problem" and that he just enjoyed sucking off big dicks and swallowing cum. I never saw him again and have no idea who he was.
 
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I fell asleep in a hotel room full of co-ed athletes. I had on compression shorts and got hard while passed out. I woke up to girls laughing when my blanket fell off. I had a raging wood bulging and two off them took it right out, put their fingers to their mouths to shush me and proceeded to blow me quietly.:redface:
 
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I was a young sailor in Toulon France. It was a quiet day in this small corner bar. One of the waitress kept flirting with me and eventually pulled me to the back bar where she blew me. Later that day we ended up back in that bar full of people and she was kissing all these guys off the ship looking at me and smirking.
 

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Most random experience getting head was from a colleague in the bank where I work.

We were in zurich on a project for a few weeks. You kinda have to make your own nightlife in zurich. We'd been out drinking and back at the hotel we were diligently emptying the minibar in his room and he got on to talking about the bulge in my suit... asking me how hung I am.

He ended up on his knees blowing me... swallowed my load too. ;-) V hot guy, but *very* surprising he was so into sucking cock. We did it a few more times after that.
 
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i was riding the bus home from school back when i was like 15, and i had on gym shorts since i just got out of gym, and the girl next to me had on short shorts and i started getting a little hard, she smiled over at me and started rubbing my cock, after we got off the bus we went behind the first house we saw and she went down on me for like 15 minutes until i blew a load all over her tits, and ever since then we have been friends with benefits
 

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I have 2:
1. Many years ago as a college freshman, my roommate and I had begun openly jacking off in the presence of each other which later progressed to jacking each other off. One afternoon as he was stroking me, without warning, he went down on me. I told him when I was about to cum, but he continued until I exploded in his mouth. He never flinched or broke his stride...doubt it was his first time. :)

2. About 15 years ago, while sitting in a parked car with a married female co-worker. She didn't say a word...just started unfastening my pants. I was not about to stop her, and she gave me such an incredible blowjob that I eventually married her. :)
 

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While takeing a shower my best buddy was hanging out in the bathroom with me, The shower door slid open and we jioned me . one thing led to another and we ended up in bed enjoying a great 69 session.
 
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About 15 years ago, my ex and I were driving home on I-5 from Eugene, and she pulls my cock out while I'm driving. Needless to say I couldn't keep the car at consistant speed it was either really fast or real slow. Well we ended up beside a big church bus full of boys looking down and watching us while she was going at it. I decided to pace the bus for while to put on a good show. She came up for air and saw the bus full of boys:eek22:...well the blow job was over but man it was worth it:biggrin1:
 
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I've had lots of blowjobs over the years but one that was truly unexpected was from a woman i'd known for years but honestly never seen anything happening with her.

She was a cute sporty brunette, average sized tits and a very nice ass. We'd known each other through our teens, she was very much a good girl and very prudish to the point of being bitchy judgemental and opinionated, always remembered one conversation in high school that she overheard between a few guys about blowjobs and she went off about how only whores gave blowjobs and BJs were so degrading and blah blah blah. Fast forward to our early 20s, i'm going back to college and we find out we have similar schedules so we start carpooling, at the time one of her girlfriends was my fuck buddy, the fuck buddy was addicted to my cock, i was the second guy she had been with, her first was apparently very small and suffered premature ejaculation, we fucked like rabbits and a couple months into carpooling i found out the fuck buddy liked to share details with the woman i was going to school with, she'd occasionally take joking jabs at me about being a slut. We'd been carpooling for 10 months and it was our last day of school, we went out for drinks with a couple other people after class, the ride home was nothing unusual until we got a couple blocks from her parents and she asked me to pull over, i asked what was up and she hummed and hawed a bit started saying how it was fun seeing each other over the last year and with school done we probably wouldn't be seeing much of each other again cause we hang with different crowds, i agreed and asked if that was it, she kind of embarrassingly responded that there was one other thing on her mind, she starts by telling me obviously she hears things about me from her friend, one thing in particular she found herself unable to stop wondering about was the supposedly large size and appearance of my penis, i was a little shocked and just looked at her and she says "Its not sexual i'm just genuinely curious and seeing as we'll probably be going back to our regular lives i kind of want to see it for myself" I was still a bit caught of guard and asked if she was serious as scenarios started racing though my head, she blushed and said she was serious, so i asked what was in it for me, she gave me an unsure look and i told her it was only fair she showed something as well, she was a little hesitant but offered up her tits, she removed her shirt and bra and revealed a beautiful set of firm round tits, i undid my pants and pulled my semi hard cock out, she immediately said she'd never seen a circumcised penis before, i told her if she wanted to see how big it gets she'd have to help me out, she refused to do anything sexual but quickly changed her tone and said she'd get me hard but i couldn't tell anyone, she began stroking it and i quickly swelled up in her hands, she looked at it and touched it with a curious excitement, couple minutes went by and she was still playing with it, i casually leaned my seat back and she just gave me a look and said "NOBODY hears about this" leaned over and began sucking, she gave surprisingly good head, she even took my load in her mouth but open the door and spit it out. I tried talking her into sex but she insisted the blowjob was a onetime thing and she didnt do casual sex. We see each other from time to time, unfortunately her looks didn't stick around after two kids.
 

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This is a fun story. I was sitting in Burger King..... Yes. Burger King and I was telling my friends how I had never gotten head before. So they start joking around and one of them knew this guy who was into me so i thought hey fuck it! Why not... So I met up with him and sat in the back of his car in an abandoned school parking lot swapping head. He came in 4 minutes I came in 40.. Wish I was lying, probably why I hate getting head to this day lol
 

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i was 15 went to restroom took a piss the guy next to me heard how hard i was pissing and he was like bet thats one nice dick you have and i got done shook few times and told him here see if you like it he didnt hesitate one bit-- few minutes later i came in his mouth he swallowed it all and stands up puts something in my hand and says thanks that he needed that--i looked in my hand and it was a 50 dollar bill--i often wondered how often he done that