what was your parents word for the penis?

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    So what did Mom and Dad call it?

    My mother called it something so fucking stupid I cringe when I think of it.

    She would call it the 'bird'! I tore her a new ass when she tried to use that term with my sons, lol.

    Lets hear your Momma's name for your (or others) little (or not so little) thingys. Hehe.
     
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    She always referred to it as "the privates"..
     
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    Nothing really. My dad has a friend that call the lining in bathing suits a "wicker basket". This got back to my mom and she died laughing, so we all startd referring to the penis as a wicker.
     
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    they called it a weewee, and my dad called it a cock, sometimes a pecker
     
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    John Thomas >.> Parents do live to embarass their kids
     
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    my dad calls it either a

    Talliwacker
    or
    Roobagoober

    my mom says

    Popeye
    or sometimes she'll refer to it as "that thing"
     
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    i cant remember when i was real real tyoung..
    but i remember my mom and dad always saying to me b efore i went in the shower

    "make sure you pull your foreskin back and wash behind it"

    lol
     
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    :redface::redface: my parents used to call it a peetum. don't know what the hell that is or where they came up with the name, but i hated it, and had a chat with my dad when i was in my early teens and asked him to call it penis, cock, dick, weiner, etc.....just anything besides peetum
     
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    My dad and mom both used the term peepee when I was real young:smile:. Then at about age 9 or 10, my dad started calling it my pecker. Mom still used peepee for a while, then stopped referring to it altogether when she caught me jackin' in my room about age 11:eek:. She told my dad, of course, and he started calling it my dick soon after:cool:. From then on, anything about sex was deferred to Dad.
     
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    Mom: peepee

    Dad: pecker or dick
     
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    another peepee here
     
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    Ugh...this is so embarrasing...

    My brothers and sister and I called it a "thing."

    My sister's son (my nephew) called it a "thingabobby."

    For what it's worth, this nephew always goes commando.

    Please forgive us.
     
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    My parents were always very "proper". Except when it came to naming my dick.

    My parents always referred to as "your junk"..... as in "your junk looks like you haven't done anything with it for a while. Why don't you go to your room and make it go down." The first time my mother told me to do that I almost died laughing at her.

    My father told me one time "your junk looks like it's out of control. Try putting on some underwear so it doesn't look like it wants the world to see it."

    I still remember these "kind" words from my parents, all these many years later.
     
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    your mom checks out your cock... notices your boner and tells you to go to your room and jerk off? ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    child protective services ....anyone know the number?
     
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    My parents called it a "Touture." That's how I assumed it was spelled since it's not a real word.

    It could be "toochur" or "toocher" or "toutcher"...but that's the word.

    The ass was called a "po-po."
     
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    It was my willy during my childhood. :wink:
     
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