What women would do if they had a penis for a day

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  1. Luvs2Squirt

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    What women would do if they had a penis for a day

    10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

    9. Get a blow job. :069:

    8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. :wank:

    7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

    6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

    5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

    4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

    3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. :banana:

    2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

    1. Repeat number 9...... :adam4:

    Anything to add???? :biggrin1:
     
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    I'd try to self-suck and self-fuck.... that might be interesting...
     
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    mmmm i like the way you think
     
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    FIRST think I'd do is pull out a tape measure :p
     
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    I know I would be trying out a Fleshlight or a Tenga Flip Hole.
    But really I would rather fuck a woman (or a man!)
     
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    Id fuck anything and everything i can!
     
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    she said if you had a penis... not a MONSTER. :twak:

    *just teasin*
     
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    BWAHAHAHAH Intrigue..


    as a teen, I was very flexible and limber and could do all that yoga crap.. twisting and bending... bet I coulda sucked a 6 incher then.....

    OF COURSE.... TODAY.. yeah It would have to be worlds largest for me to do it now.
    and if that were the case, Hell Yeah, I'd be calling Mr. Guinness and have him get his Book of Records out immediately. (heheeee)
     
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    for true? i'd break it playing with it :frown:
    can i have two?
     
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    It seems the female consensus is similar to many men. If I had a vagina I would play with it all day, comparing (and hopefully enjoying) clitoral and deep vaginal penetration to my own experiences. If I found out that I could enjoy mutiple orgasms like some of you lucky ladies, I might beg to extend it for a couple of days.;)
     
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    I think I'd sit around and count how many erection I have each day.... might not get anything else done.... who cares? I got a PEEN!!!
     
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    hey sounds like a new silly thread..... :icon3:
     
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    One things for sure; you'll definitely have an experience trying to piss with that thing if you get a nighttime erection.
     
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    Damn skippy. A big negative.:frown1:
     
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    I'd end up with a RSI in my right wrist, wrinkly bath fingers, chafe and aching nuts from coming so hard for so long.
    Nothing would get done and I'd be lost in a blizzard of used tissues.
     
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    Complain it wasn't big enough.
     
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    I feel somewhat left out here...

    If I had a penis for a day, I'd spend most of the day trying to give it back :redface:
     
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    You could all have a day off from the house cleaning..........:eek:uttahere:
     
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    Wonder all day if they should have had it circumcised or not.
     
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