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What women would do if they had a penis for a day

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What women would do if they had a penis for a day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job. :069:

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. :wank:

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. :banana:

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9...... :adam4:

Anything to add???? :biggrin1:
 
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BWAHAHAHAH Intrigue..


as a teen, I was very flexible and limber and could do all that yoga crap.. twisting and bending... bet I coulda sucked a 6 incher then.....

OF COURSE.... TODAY.. yeah It would have to be worlds largest for me to do it now.
and if that were the case, Hell Yeah, I'd be calling Mr. Guinness and have him get his Book of Records out immediately. (heheeee)
 

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It seems the female consensus is similar to many men. If I had a vagina I would play with it all day, comparing (and hopefully enjoying) clitoral and deep vaginal penetration to my own experiences. If I found out that I could enjoy mutiple orgasms like some of you lucky ladies, I might beg to extend it for a couple of days.;)
 

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It seems the female consensus is similar to many men. If I had a vagina I would play with it all day, comparing (and hopefully enjoying) clitoral and deep vaginal penetration to my own experiences. If I found out that I could enjoy mutiple orgasms like some of you lucky ladies, I might beg to extend it for a couple of days.;)

hey sounds like a new silly thread..... :icon3:
 

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I'd end up with a RSI in my right wrist, wrinkly bath fingers, chafe and aching nuts from coming so hard for so long.
Nothing would get done and I'd be lost in a blizzard of used tissues.
 
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Wonder all day if they should have had it circumcised or not.