What Won't You Do Sexually?

[invisibleman]

So basically you want a bf, but you don't want to touch him or have him touch you. Dude, just get a cat. :tongue:

I am not having sex with a cat...they are more temperamental than my ex.

I never said that I didn't want men to touch me or I didn't want to touch any men.

I never said I wanted a boyfriend either. I think that I will shelve the boyfriend ideals and be in a communal relationship with a lot of men.

 

[greatdickismydrug]

I think that I will shelve the boyfriend ideals and be in a communal relationship with a lot of men.

Me too.

 

[rob_just_rob]

There's plenty of things I'm not interested in, but relatively few things that I absolutely won't do. I definitely don't do recreational drugs/blood/serious pain/scat/watersports/kids/incest/animals and probably a few other things I haven't thought of and don't want to try to imagine.

 

[scottredleter]

( nothing crazy like i'm some sort of half lizard half zombie half baboon genetic experiment that escaped from some mad scientists lab, and is looking for a woman to create more of my kind... only to find out the woman is an alien, and she can only be impregnated through vaginal, oral, and anal penetration.)

OK... this was pretty fucking funny! Like, What?

 

[whatireallywant]

Okay, I'm not talking anything illegal (children or dead bodies) or really out of the norm (scat or animals). I'm thinking things that most of us do like blow jobs, anal sex, rim jobs, swallowing cum... And things you will do to others but won't do yourself like receive oral but won't give.

I myself have in the past, but really don't like to do is kiss guys. Also, I don't receive golden showers from a guy. Golden showers from a girl is great, but I can't do that with a guy.

This thread is open to interpretation. What some of us think is "normal" might be gross or way out there to others. Nice to know where others stand on sexual acts and what is deviant to you.

There's actually a lot I won't do!

Obviously, no children, animals, dead bodies, scat...

No golden showers.

No rimming or being rimmed - I think it's unsanitary. And DEFINITELY NO ass-to-mouth! YECCH!!!

No swallowing cum. Sorry... I don't want to spit either, so just don't cum in my mouth. (No facials either, but cumming anywhere else on me is fine.)

I'm range from mildly intrigued to extremely hesitant/no way on BDSM. I would be more likely to try being a Dom than a sub - I'd have to trust the person really, really, REALLY well to be a sub - and I have trust issues with people. I don't like being put in such a vulnerable position.

And no pain! (unless it's caused by a cock that's too big - in which case, I've not experienced that, but if I do, hey, we'll see!!!)

No name calling like slut, whore, etc... Actually I don't like dirty talking at all - I don't find it offensive (except for the name-calling); I just find it distracting.

Things I AM willing to do sexually that some/a lot? of people are not:
-Threesomes and moresomes (have done)
-Role-playing, as long as it's not every time (I'd love to do a Tarzan/Jane role-play, but that's just because I have a thing for men in loincloths. :biggrin1
-Toys (have several!)
-Certain types of food play (that don't require a lot of clean-up! I hate cleaning anyway! :biggrin1

 

[Pitbull]

I like my jizz straight from the tap. :biggrin1:

Would you like a head on that drink?
:rofl:

 

[rawrg]

I can do anything as long as it doesn't involve the anus.

 

[Principessa]

Would you like a head on that drink?
:rofl:

Yes please, bartender. :naughty:

 

[tasteslikejellyjam]

No German Red Light District or Two Girls One Cup action...
the usual no animal or pedo rule...
Not into who's the next Pelican Bay inmate or assault charges either... heavy inflected injury is not for me... or cutting for that matter...
And I don't like tossing the salad...
all I can think about is when all those people got sick from Jack in the Box because of e-coli

 

[flynn]

I would do sexually whatever the woman wanted me to do.

 

[nudeyorker]

Well I think I have driven down the sexual highway of life, and the only things that I have not done and will never do are illegal, or involve, piss, shit and blood. My dry cleaner already rolls his eyes when I walk in. There was this rice enema thing and something that involved raw ground meat that I have never revisited but that's another story!

 

[Bbucko]

As a top, my limits are very few: no scat or unintended pain, and I'm not a fan of feltching, though I'll fuck/rim/fuck/rim in rapid succession. I'm picky and/or capricious about whom I'll take piss from, but it does happen.

I'm not a fan of gear, I prefer my partners naked, thanks. And bondage bores me completely, from any angle. There's a popular scenario of being slipped Viagra, being tied up (usually onto a St Andrew's Cross) and used like a human dildo which I find completely unappealing. Another scenario I will no longer attempt is the "my door is unlocked. You walk in and find me in the bedroom on my belly and fuck me...": yawn :wink:

I also find frot and oral-only scenes to be a total snoozefest, and will not have sex with anyone who is not HIV-positive, ever, period.

I prefer that the people in group scenes be strangers, or at least unattached; couples come with too much drama and weird limits. When I was younger I drew no arbitrary lines between friendship and fuck-buddyhood, but as I get older I am.

I have no talent at bottoming whatsoever. I'm indifferent to being rimmed unless it's part of a scenario involving the partner's humiliation, then I'll find it stimulating but otherwise: no thanks.

I do not party but have no objections whatsoever if anyone wants to PNP.

 

[D_Ellerby Eatsprick]

I'll try most anything once, to see how it sits with me and if I think it's within my comfort zone. However, big NO NO NO to extreme pain, scat, watersports, children, dead people / animals or extreme food play (Ie inserting mushy banana while someone fucks the banana out).

 

[invisibleman]

Another scenario I will no longer attempt is the "my door is unlocked. You walk in and find me in the bedroom on my belly and fuck me...": yawn :wink:

Wow. I guess that was a cutting room floor episode of STAR TREK. :wink:

 

[invisibleman]

My dry cleaner already rolls his eyes when I walk in. There was this rice enema thing and something that involved raw ground meat that I have never revisited but that's another story!

See...why can't KanYe West interrupt something like that?:biggrin1:

 

[BIGDP]

Nuttin' involving shit or blood. I love to rim, but don't like it done to me. There's no great turn on to me by being rimmed.
DP

 

[Principessa]

Well I think I have driven down the sexual highway of life, and the only things that I have not done and will never do are illegal, or involve, piss, shit and blood. My dry cleaner already rolls his eyes when I walk in. There was this rice enema thing and something that involved raw ground meat that I have never revisited but that's another story!

I so miss my dry cleaner in NJ! :frown1: He was a former stoner/hippy/biker and an honest to God, DeadHead. He was my dry cleaner from birth to 41. I would try new places in town, if I had a coupon, or when I moved out of state, but I always went back to Rudy, he was the best.

 

[Principessa]

I'll try most anything once, to see how it sits with me and if I think it's within my comfort zone. However, big NO NO NO to extreme pain, scat, watersports, children, dead people / animals or extreme food play (Ie inserting mushy banana while someone fucks the banana out).

DITTO!

Okay, I'm confused. Once the mushy banana is inserted, isn't it virtually impossible to fuck it out of you? I mean just by virtue of the thrusting involved. I get that some is gonna ooze out the sides but . . . oh nevermind. :redface:

Nuttin' involving shit or blood. I love to rim, but don't like it done to me. There's no great turn on to me by being rimmed. DP

I don't know why but being rimmed does nothing for me unless I know it's a preliminary to a good anal reaming. As previously stated I don't like to reciprocate. :redface:

Oh and nothing involving infantilism, needles, liquid latex, men in womens undergarments, bondage or food for me.

Gee, where is the Vanilla Sex Support Group? :lmao: Looks like I need to join. :tongue:

 

[Bbucko]

Wow. I guess that was a cutting room floor episode of STAR TREK. :wink:

You remember that Ferengi story, huh? :tongue:

 

[invisibleman]

You remember that Ferengi story, huh? :tongue:

Yeah...it was outta this world.