What Would Be A Dumb Topic For A Thread?

[B_Monster]

All you need to do for this thread is to lay down a word or three (or more) about a topic that would be totally pointless to discuss.

Condoms sold in Vatican City.

What would be a dumb topic for a thread? :wink:

 

[Industrialsize]

Is <any celebrity name> hung?

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

I don't *care* what you think, I *like* large penises!

 

[Mandee]

I'm still a virgin if I've only taken it up the ass, right?

 

[D_Kaye Throttlebottom]

Do women like [cum] facials?

 

[midlifebear]

How can you be only 10&#37; gay . . . or straight . . . or alien, etc.

 

[beretta8]

Typing 101

 

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

Can I get a woman pregnant if we do it standing up?

 

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

Why do they call it boner? Do I have a bone in my penis???

 

[nay-nay]

so if you're 50% straight and 50% gay, which do you prefer?

 

[Mandee]

Check out my 13 inch cock!

 

[Principessa]

What would be a dumb topic for a thread? :wink:

Darn you took my line! :tongue:


Can I get pregnant if he pulls out?

I heard you can't pregnant the first time, is that true?

How long does it take for cum to drip out of a pussy or ass after bareback sex?

Do men like women to shave our pubes?

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Which species of space aliens have the biggest dicks?

 

[D_smack ash]

why is it called a BLOWjob when you really suck

 

[Catchoftheday]

Do you think its true what they say about asians having really huge dicks and black guys being really tiny

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

do guys with big nuts really have bigger nutsacks

 

[invisibleman]

Here is what I like. Those threads where a person is dating the worst individual in the world.

For example:

THREAD TITLE: I HAVE THE GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD...HOW DO I GET HIM BACK?

"Hello, LPSG.

I have greatest man. He is good looking. He is SEKSEY. We have the best conversations.

He dumped me.mfg::bigeyes::tragedy::crazy2:uppy_dog_eyes::tragedy:

I saw him out with this other guy at the mall and they were frenching in the men's restroom. We stopped making love last month. He stopped calling me.

How do I get him back? I love him."

INVISIBLEMAN: Fuck dat nikka!!! He cheated on you. What's so special about him?

"We used to do a lot of stuff together and now he is uninterested in me. We used to go out to a lot of concerts. Go to an art gallery. Play X-Box. Now my phone doesn't ring. So I call him and he is busy. He has a really big cock. He used to fuck me to the break of dawn. Now, it is dawn. I wanna know where my break is? Where is he?!":frown1:

INVISIBLEMAN: I am sorry to hear that. He was fucking someone else. He coulda told you and been honest about it. What a jerk!!!!

"Now, you don't be talkin' 'bout my man, like that!!!!..."

INVISIBLEMAN:mfg::boggled::tongue-tied:

"...He loves me. He bought me a PLATMINUM
rang. He took me out to dinna at da REDD LOBSTA. He brought me home and fucked me under the stars in front of my apartment buildin'. We had the windas fogged up in the FORD FESTIVA. He so ro-mantical."

INVISIBLEMAN:

"How do I get him back? I love him.:smile:"

INVISIBLEMAN: mfg: :boggled:

 

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

Invisibleman you are too funny.

I got one....

Are my breast too big? (flip side to is my cock too big)

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

InvisibleMan, you've hit upon a profound truth. The quickest way to a woman's heart is through refillable platters of battered shrimp.

 

[ZOS23xy]

How long does it take me to lose my virginity?