You are supposed to take your middle name and make that your first name. Then take the first street you remember growing up on. That is your porn name. If you don't have a middle name pick the middle name of your mother or father. My porn star name would be Brian Blackwell. Has a good ring to it I must say.
Okay, so the one about your first pet and the street...is that your drag name? OH JEEZ, I've been going by my drag name in the porn movies I've been doing...DAMMIT! Okay, that being said, my name would be David Marcella. That's a horrible name. My drag name is Baby Columbine...now all I have to do is become a Depression-era flapper and I've got it made!
Actually, no - we french-canadians don't have middle names (at least not usually), so I had to use the pet-name-first-street method, as yngjock20 mentioned. Michael Saylor & Brian Blackwell = LOL.
I would have to use my 1st pet's name cause my middle name is my mom's maiden name and it just won't work. Also the street my parents lived on till they moved when I was 5 months old works better than the one after....so it's: Tina Pittsburgh Ewwwww......don't really like that one either.....