You are supposed to take your middle name and make that your first name. Then take the first street you remember growing up on. That is your porn name. If you don't have a middle name pick the middle name of your mother or father.
My porn star name would be Brian Blackwell. Has a good ring to it I must say.
As the thread goes, my name would be Richard Grand. Rather corny.
If I used the current street name (and now that I have two middle names I'll use the other one), it would be Constantine Ciderwood.
The next street over from mine is Blue Knob, and the one after that is Hunter Mountain. Those would be hilarious.
-Z
Actually, no - we french-canadians don't have middle names (at least not usually), so I had to use the pet-name-first-street method, as yngjock20 mentioned.
I thought you had a million of them, burns1e.
Pierre Trudeau's full name was Joseph Philippe Pierre Yves Elliot Trudeau.