Mine is "Edward Fairway," which sounds too blue-blooded Republican for a porn star. Maybe "Ed Fairway" is better. Or mabe just "Ed." (Hey, if it works for Cher, it works for me. Not that I am suggesting that Cher does porno, but the point is the same.)
Usually, I see this game played with using the name of your first pet instead of your middle name. This would make me "Tex Fairway" which is not awful, as porn star names go.