What would be your porn star name?

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Actually, no - we french-canadians don't have middle names (at least not usually), so I had to use the pet-name-first-street method, as yngjock20 mentioned.

I've yet to meet anyone from my generation that has a middle name.

Really? How unusual, I didn't know that.
 

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Mine is "Edward Fairway," which sounds too blue-blooded Republican for a porn star. Maybe "Ed Fairway" is better. Or mabe just "Ed." (Hey, if it works for Cher, it works for me. Not that I am suggesting that Cher does porno, but the point is the same.)

Usually, I see this game played with using the name of your first pet instead of your middle name. This would make me "Tex Fairway" which is not awful, as porn star names go.