what would you bring to an LPSG barbecue/picnic?

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1) Extra strength Tylenol
2) Extra dark Sunglasses
3) My phone (for pics and number storage)
4) Hamburgers & Buns
5) A sense of humor
 

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I wouldn't be interested in attending; but, I might send my wife with a load of foot long hot dogs for comparison purposes. If she got involved, she'd also have to have a video camera to show me the results!
 

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Restraints, restraints, and more restraints. :wink:

Oh, and maybe a paddle.

And blindfolds.

And a flogger. :biggrin1:

Food? Who needs food? :tongue:
 

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... and, for the serious picnickers, some shot glasses and a few choice single-malt scotches ...

Now you're talking.:biggrin1: Glenfiddich and Macallan 18 year old in among them I hope :wink:

The Macallan is top of the list. Also, Oban and the Talisker 20-year-old bottling. We'll make this work, Dave.

Ah, Rubi, you always know how to start a party.:biggrin1:

Yeah, well I never even mentioned the spliffs.

Measuring tape, fluffer, and some napkins. Maybe some frisbees to kneel on.

But I'm already there, earl.:cool:
Sheesh.
 

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Restraints, restraints, and more restraints. :wink:

Oh, and maybe a paddle.

And blindfolds.

And a flogger. :biggrin1:

Food? Who needs food? :tongue:
Silly girl, I already said I'd bring "toys." I will bring plenty for all. Hell, maybe I'll rent an 18-wheeler and bring the dungeon-on-wheels... complete with sling and pillory.
 

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The Macallan is top of the list. Also, Oban and the Talisker 20-year-old bottling. We'll make this work, Dave.



Yeah, well I never even mentioned the spliffs.

But I'm already there, earl.:cool:
Sheesh.
Matthew would never forgive us if we didn't bring the dope.
Silly girl, I already said I'd bring "toys." I will bring plenty for all. Hell, maybe I'll rent an 18-wheeler and bring the dungeon-on-wheels... complete with sling and pillory.
But of course!
 

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i'm going to bring one of the SPH guys, fuck him silly, and really enjoy it. i don't like SPH threads. i think SPs can be perfectly wonderful.
 

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hmm, so many things have been offered........
Let's see I'd bring my awesome brownies, my awesome oatmeal cookies (prize winning), my new digital camera, sun screen, my bf, lots of ice, a clean up crew oh and novice_bottom. :wink:
 

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I'll bring:
A case of condoms
A gallon of lube
My spiked Apple Brown Betty
BBQ Spare Ribs
Tomato, Basil, and Mozzarella salad

Silly girl, I already said I'd bring "toys." I will bring plenty for all. Hell, maybe I'll rent an 18-wheeler and bring the dungeon-on-wheels... complete with sling and pillory.
Oooo a sling! I've always wanted to try one of those.


Condoms, lub, and an open mind.
You sound like my kind of guy :tongue: