what would you change?

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    If you could, what would you change about your body?

    For me I would change my nipples. I would go from dime sized to quarter sized nipples and then I'd start a new group called LNSG.ORG
    I have thought about getting them tattooed in a natural color so they show up more on my magnificent pecs !:wink:
    Has anyone seen heard of this being done ?
    Oh and I would do something about my feet...Fred flinstone called and wants them back !
     
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    You should post a chest shot and see if others really see this as a negative. I think it is not a specific body part for me...just wish I didn't have slight shoulder injury...forever...that keeps me from doing the physical stuff I want to do
     
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    I would change the speed at which my body hair grows. I don't really like it all that much and wish I didn't have to perform maintenance so often.
     
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    :smile: I dont think i would change anything Simply for the fact it took me a while to feel comfortable in my own skin.To change now wouldnt make sense to me.
     
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    Body? I take my middle-aged body pretty much as it is.

    There are a few things about my soul that need to be put right, though.
     
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    The fact that you said that means you are well on your way if not already there.
     
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    i'd like a slower-moving bowel
     
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    There's nothing that a good dose of exercise couldn't fix...
     
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    Oh, I'd like to change the distance between my body and the human race for a while. If I could put about a 20 mile buffer zone around myself for the next week that would be nice.
     
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    If you wish to shit with ease,
    Rest your elbows on your knees.
    If then you feel you shit too fast,
    Stick a finger up your ass.
     
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    i'd like a slower-moving bowel

    Bowel advice from one smart ass to another.

    Priceless.

    I love reading what both of you post.
     
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    I'd have more melatonin in my skin. Slathering on sunscreen everytime I want to be in the sun is a bit of a chore.
     
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    I second this.
     
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    I third this...

    :rolleyes:

    but i do not use the protection that im suppose to...by the time i die i will panda look alike...:biggrin1:
     
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    I would have my feet hurt less.
     
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    I tan easily:biggrin1:

    I would change my hair growth like Chase. If I got a good haircut, I want it to last More than a week or two, before I start to get horse's neck (when the hair grows down your neck, like a mane)

    And, I wouldn't mind short stubble to be on my cheeks for longer, before it makes the transition to beard:biggrin1:
     
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    i wud have my left hand changed into a pillowy vagina...




    *i wudnt need a glove to play catch.:smile:
     
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    Ops...did it again...:rolleyes:

    I do have lots of melatonin and tan easy too...

    What a crap reader iam..terrible...:tongue:
     
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    Doc Rock is a smart ass.
    I am not a smart ass. I am a dumb ass.

    Oh, and, thanks for your kind words.
     
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    My nose: it is soooo mideastern, too big.
     
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