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what would you change?
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invisibleman said:
My sister always calls mine a butt chin. She'll pinch it together and make farting noises. Grass is always greener, I guess.
I'd make myself a little tanner, and straighten the nose. I'd probably give myself just an inch in height, so that I'd be taller than my two little brothers. They grew just barely enough past me to piss me off.
ok i'll admit it: i'd like to have a bigger cock. 1" in length would do it (it's thick enough now).
second, i'd like to have less grey hair. i feel a LOT younger than my hair looks!
second, i'd like to have less grey hair. i feel a LOT younger than my hair looks!
Spladle said:
your nose is totally sexy. i've always been attracted to guys with noses with character or prominence. my current bf has a good sized roman nose with a crook from breaking it. it's hot.
i'm very fair and would get what i call "tan envy" in the summer, so a little extra melanin would have been nice when i would waste time trying to build a tan. i don't even bother now so it's not a big deal. i'm a pale white guy, no point in getting skin cancer trying to fight it!
maybe an inch or two in height, but it's never been an insecurity thing with me (no napoleonic complex, whew. a decent dick probably helps;-). most people tell me they thought i was taller than i really am.
guess i'm pretty lucky to be happy with what i was given.
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scanjock8 said:
Just keep your eyes open so I can see when they get all watery from gagging. Now stick out your tongue boy...
Oh, the things I would change. I would have a slim, athletic build but curvy. Perkier boobs, no stretch marks....no hair....lol...I hate having to shave every couple of days. I would have a darker skin tone; I wouldn't be able to gain weight...just stay the same...umm...hmmm. Let me think. I'd like to have a more golden color of brown eyes...I like the lighter brown. No breakouts...EVER. Well, I'd be the perfect woman then, wouldn't I? It's only a fantasy.....
Someone else posted this too, but I'd change my metabolism back to what I had at 16 or 17. I'd gladly work for a better body if I could see the results, and having a painfully slow metaboism doesn't help. All the work I do just keeps me from getting bigger, and I don't eat much at all. That, and I'd change my facial hair pattern so I could grow a full beard if I wanted instead of having weird places where the hair doesn't fill in.
That, and I'd change my facial hair pattern so I could grow a full beard if I wanted instead of having weird places where the hair doesn't fill in.
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mjcp said:
She's just jealous. She secretly wishes to have a cleft chin, too. Hehehe.:smile:
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Less hair on my body and more on my head. It's pretty bad when you look more bald with hair than without it.
That made sense in my head..........
That made sense in my head..........
I would want to change the fact the my legs and ass are too big. Ive been running cross country, and marathons since i was 11so they are really muscled and they look umproportional. It wouldnt be a problem if it was fat, then i could just work it off, but its all muscle.
I'm fine with my body. Realistically, I would like to be healthy as possible and be more athletic (both things I'm working on and are attainable).
Then there are the fantasy things I would change, but don't worry about since their ain't much I can do. Mainly what I would like changed (if it was possible) are eliminating injuries that have occured. I'll name them off in roughly chronological order.
Such as being circumcised upon birth. Haven't had any problems (being circumcised), but would like to feel how things are naturally (and "foreskin restoration" ain't the same thing).
Eliminate acne scars. Not really noticeable (unless you're looking for them), but would rather due without them. Most of the scars I have I got after taking Accutane for my acne. Broke out horribly (much worse than I ever had before) when I first took the medication which caused the scars. Probably would have been better of eating a better diet (less of the refined crap that everyone eats, bad food culture in USA) and getting more sleep instead of being put on prescription medication (with side effects). Doctors typically treat symptoms with drugs instead of addressing the cause of things (imo).
Eliminate stretch marks I've gotten from from various activities. Such as a stretch mark on my upper peck from hauling a 40lb backpack during 4 years of highschool (because we didn't have enough time between classes to visit our locker). A stretch mark on my lower back from wearing a stupid unnecessary support belt they made me wear at a previous job (lots of lifting).
Other miscellenous scars and injuries (from sports, accidents, etc...) I could on and on about.
Stop aging. Aging is basically accumalated damages to your entire body. I mean it sucks to get older. I look younger than most people my age (people think I'm 18 at most, when I'm really 24), but that's just because most people live an uhealthy lifestyle (therefore aging themselves faster), I'm thin (within ideal weight for my build), and my skin is still oily as hell (which has the side benefit of preventing wrinkles). I can personally tell that I've been aging (vs. when I was 18). Nothing major (yet), but would rather be young forever (who wouldn't?).
Then there are the fantasy things I would change, but don't worry about since their ain't much I can do. Mainly what I would like changed (if it was possible) are eliminating injuries that have occured. I'll name them off in roughly chronological order.
Such as being circumcised upon birth. Haven't had any problems (being circumcised), but would like to feel how things are naturally (and "foreskin restoration" ain't the same thing).
Eliminate acne scars. Not really noticeable (unless you're looking for them), but would rather due without them. Most of the scars I have I got after taking Accutane for my acne. Broke out horribly (much worse than I ever had before) when I first took the medication which caused the scars. Probably would have been better of eating a better diet (less of the refined crap that everyone eats, bad food culture in USA) and getting more sleep instead of being put on prescription medication (with side effects). Doctors typically treat symptoms with drugs instead of addressing the cause of things (imo).
Eliminate stretch marks I've gotten from from various activities. Such as a stretch mark on my upper peck from hauling a 40lb backpack during 4 years of highschool (because we didn't have enough time between classes to visit our locker). A stretch mark on my lower back from wearing a stupid unnecessary support belt they made me wear at a previous job (lots of lifting).
Other miscellenous scars and injuries (from sports, accidents, etc...) I could on and on about.
Stop aging. Aging is basically accumalated damages to your entire body. I mean it sucks to get older. I look younger than most people my age (people think I'm 18 at most, when I'm really 24), but that's just because most people live an uhealthy lifestyle (therefore aging themselves faster), I'm thin (within ideal weight for my build), and my skin is still oily as hell (which has the side benefit of preventing wrinkles). I can personally tell that I've been aging (vs. when I was 18). Nothing major (yet), but would rather be young forever (who wouldn't?).
