What would you do if you woke up and had my cock for a day?

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  1. Peanut2

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    Just for fun! I know I am little and I like all comments! You wont hurt my feelings. What would you think or what would your partner think if you woke up and had to spend the day with my penis in place of your own?
     

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    Just be thankful it's not a vagina! (I'm kidding).

    I wouldn't care if I did.. it's not that bad.
     
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    grab some tweezers and masterbate all day. and ignore my gf
     
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    I was going to post but i can not beat this ....LOL
     
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    I'll dress it up in skimpy little frock :biggrin1:
     
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    wonder where in the hell my vagina was. who had it, and what the fuck they're doing with it.
     
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    These are all good! Not sure what a frock it though? lol
     
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    Depends... Is that a shower or a grower. I'm a grower so mine isn't hanging out all over the place . But when its time to perform its "rises" to the occasion lol. I guess I would test it out on the wife and see what I could do with it.
     
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    Nope thats about all there is too it! Not a grower just tiny!
     
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    It's a dress :rolleyes:
     
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    Probably have cornflakes for breakfast
     
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    Oh boyswear - try the third floor?
     
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    LOL ...
     
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    id be pissed and go back to sleep
     
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    I can see why :eek: your really hung!
     
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    lol thanks for the compliment! I didn't mean to make it seem like the end of the world though
     
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    :banghead2:

    I would have to see if I was actually awake and bang my head on something hoping that it was just a nightmare.
     
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    Go to the Penis Enlargement forum and believe all the claims are real.
     
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    check the calendar to make sure i haven't gone back in time to when i was a baby then probably go into shock
     
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