roosevelt said:name it, and then talk to it at restaurants
Get a peg leg, just so you could wear one pant's leg shorter than the other, and let it hang out
tie a bow to it, and go tell a tailor that you need special pants so that you can be more comfortable with your "tail"
Put a bicycle generator on the end of it so you could charge a battery while you walk
take up a career in nudist baseball
roosevelt said:take up a career in nudist baseball
senor rubirosa said:Good, good, good ... but I'd go for nudist volleyball.
All that jumping ...
jeff black said:Wow, someone has thought about this before.:biggrin1:
roosevelt said:Nah, that's just my quick wit, or wait, was that half wit? damn, I can never remember...![]()
jeff black said:With a 30 inch ding dong.. who gives a shit about your personality![]()
bartonside said:I'd buy it a wheelbarrow.
joyboytoy79 said:i think i'd find the nearest plastic surgeon and have it shrunken to a respectable 15 inches...