What would you do with a 30 inch penis?

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roosevelt said:
name it, and then talk to it at restaurants

Get a peg leg, just so you could wear one pant's leg shorter than the other, and let it hang out

tie a bow to it, and go tell a tailor that you need special pants so that you can be more comfortable with your "tail"

Put a bicycle generator on the end of it so you could charge a battery while you walk

take up a career in nudist baseball

Wow, someone has thought about this before.:biggrin1:
 

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senor rubirosa said:
Good, good, good ... but I'd go for nudist volleyball.
All that jumping ...

I'd be afraid of knocking myself out!

I supose you could try for the un-assisted pole vault league...
 

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jeff black said:
Wow, someone has thought about this before.:biggrin1:

Nah, that's just my quick wit, or wait, was that half wit? damn, I can never remember...:rolleyes:
 

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Lasso myself partners?

Joust in the shower?

Snake out toilets?

Sling it over my shoulder? (like a continental soldier)

See how many girls' phone numbers and I can fit on it?

Call Ripley and Guinness?

Fish without bait?

Never have to shave or trim again...ever?

Use it as a pool cue for kicks?

Fuck mares?

Give myself a colonoscopy?

An endoscopy?

Put a collar and leash on it and walk it in public?

Hitchhike doing a handstand?

Use it as a 30" ruler?

Cockslap my own ass?

Join the circus?

Keep it coiled around my leg when not in use?

...just to name a few.
 

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This thread has had me seriously cracking up, you guys are bloody hilarious :chairfall:

Honey
 

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Put it up in a stable along with the rest of the beast it's attached to.


Oh... You mean a human 30 inch penis.

Well then...

Help it to set up it's own myspace account.