What would you do with a 30 inch penis?

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intentionally get into bar fights, so that you can beat people senseless with it
 

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ask the local fire department if it has any lonely hoses you can adopt, so that your pet will have a friend
 

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Roosevelt...whats with the seperate posts for each one?

As for my response,

Take a picture of it and Photochop it to 15 inches, so everyone could tell me how fake it looks.

Set up one of those baskets on the street and play a flute to "hypnotize" it like those people do with the snakes.

Find a woman with a 30 inch vagina.
 

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I'd tie a video camera to the end of it, and get a job in the medical field as a colonoscopy expert.

Or I'd get a job as a stunt cock for horses in beastiality pornos.

Or if I ever got depressed, I would tie it around my neck, get an erection, and snap my own neck.
 

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Well, would buy some beautiful land with some ocean view and green pastures, built a nice home...and in the end would buy the most beautiful mare I could find and live happily sticking the 30 inches in her...day & night..night & day...:rolleyes:
 

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Lordpendragon said:
Do you realise how much energy is required to give a handjob to a 30 inch penis - let alone in having a wank?

I need my nap now.

You could throw a party and everyone invited could help you out.
 

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Buy it a shoe, and have special pants made for your third leg, then learn the muscle control to make it "walk" with you
 

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Pull it up through your shirt, and use it as a tie, when people ask if it's a clip-on, inform them that it's completely real, and they can pull on it to check if they want :)