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If someone sat down next to you on an airplane and started masturbating?
 

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Ask the flight attendant to have the person stopped. It's a public place and that is no place for such behavior.
 
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:3822733875wackit:Yell out to the cabin crew that someone is aircraft..... high jacking. Aaaaaa.....hahahahah....
 
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I think i would but too stunned to do anything. I guess it depends on the person and if there were other people there...
 

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I'd be so disgusted. The reality is that Gerard Butler is NOT sitting next to me - no, it's the big guy from the trailer park who just ate four tuna sandwiches with a bowl of slaw, has coffee breath and is unacquainted with bathing.

As it is, I'm usually trying to sink into myself and go to my happy place. A seat mate masturbating would send me screaming into the overhead bin!
 

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I'd be so disgusted. The reality is that Gerard Butler is NOT sitting next to me - no, it's the big guy from the trailer park who just ate four tuna sandwiches with a bowl of slaw, has coffee breath and is unacquainted with bathing.
Well, yessssss.
It would be quite disgusting ... even if Gerard Butler were doing it.
I think I would immediately inform a flight steward.
(One would have to be careful though. It seems to me that anyone who would do this might be of doubtful sanity and perhaps dangerous.)
 
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I'd be so disgusted. The reality is that Gerard Butler is NOT sitting next to me - no, it's the big guy from the trailer park who just ate four tuna sandwiches with a bowl of slaw, has coffee breath and is unacquainted with bathing.

As it is, I'm usually trying to sink into myself and go to my happy place. A seat mate masturbating would send me screaming into the overhead bin!


You have a thing for Gerard too. So does my love. But hey, I don't mind growing a bit of chest hair and smothering on some baby oil just to please her. Have trouble with the irish accent though :) :)