What would you do...

[wallyj84]

What would you do if one day you woke up to find that your penis had disappeared and your left hand had been replaced with a fully functional wrist thick 10" cock (6 inches when flaccid)?

How does this change affect your life? How do you deal with it? Are there any positives to this new situation?

 

[thisguy805]

 

[rayray]

What would you do if one day you woke up to find that your penis had disappeared and your left hand had been replaced with a fully functional wrist thick 10" cock (6 inches when flaccid)?

How does this change affect your life? How do you deal with it? Are there any positives to this new situation?

Yeah @wallyj84 the positive thing is, I'd seek you out and slap the shit out of you with my new handcock .

 

[950483]

I would buy numerous pairs of mittens in lots of different colours. And a muff.
Next summer I would just stay indoors.

Would there be any positives to this situation? I'm sure someone would pay to make a documentary about it, but that's not much of a silver lining really.

I've thought of one! I'd be exempt from small talk in most situations.

 

[Shepardson]

I'm sure someone would pay to make a documentary about it

So far, all indications are that if there were enough interest or money involved, they'd have gone ahead and done it without anybody having the actual dick hand.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

This is a perfect example of how stupid the "bigger is better" shit is when it comes to dick. If it were true, women would have given up on cock completely and just started fisting each other while ignoring you men and your penises.

Humanity would have gone extinct long ago.

 

[DaisyDoesIt]

What would you do if one day you woke up to find that your penis had disappeared and your left hand had been replaced with a fully functional wrist thick 10" cock (6 inches when flaccid)?

How does this change affect your life? How do you deal with it? Are there any positives to this new situation?

Fully functional? Guess I'd got to bar and drink a few pitchers, than sit next to you at the movie and pee in your ear.

 

[englad]

I'd never be able to wear a t-shirt to work again .

Upsides? I could frot myself I suppose.

 

[wallyj84]

This is a perfect example of how stupid the "bigger is better" shit is when it comes to dick. If it were true, women would have given up on cock completely and just started fisting each other while ignoring you men and your penises.

Humanity would have gone extinct long ago.

Bigger is better due to the moral and philosophical superiority of big dicks. Not because of their sexual value.

Stop thinking with your vag, TnJ.

 

[1269575]

What would you do if one day you woke up to find that your penis had disappeared and your left hand had been replaced with a fully functional wrist thick 10" cock (6 inches when flaccid)?

How does this change affect your life? How do you deal with it? Are there any positives to this new situation?

All I want to know, if there is a fully functional hand where there used to be a penis? And would it be the missing left hand or do you suddenly have two right hands? That would change everything!

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Stop thinking with your vag, TnJ.

No! Not until you stop thinking with your winkie.

 

[thisguy805]

In ancient Greece, a small penis was the sought-after look for the alpha male. Just sayin'...

 

[Shepardson]

or do you suddenly have two right hands? That would change everything!

and is a ten inch hand dick still eligible for the ten grand?

 

[Shepardson]

In ancient Greece, a small penis was the sought-after look for the alpha male. Just sayin'...

that was before cable

 

[BillnotWill]

How does one even think of a question like this?

 

[wallyj84]

In ancient Greece, a small penis was the sought-after look for the alpha male. Just sayin'...

And look at what happened to them.

 

[thisguy805]

And look at what happened to them.

So...

Ancient Greece fell to the Romans because they had small penii? Am I understanding your ideology correctly?

 

[MisterB]

What would you do if one day you woke up to find that your penis had disappeared and your left hand had been replaced with a fully functional wrist thick 10" cock (6 inches when flaccid)?

I'd flog you about the head and face; I'd fuck you in the ass with no lube. I'd do whatever it takes until you promised not to write any more stupid moronic threads about SPH and smalls and the like. If that fails, maybe I'd just ram it down your throat and plug up your airway with my big hand cock. Yeah, that's the ticket: That'd be sure to stop your posting insanity, eh? Sheesh.

Seriously dude, you've got quite the shitstorm brewing in your cranium. I continue to be sad for you. And for all of us who are bombarded with your trite what-if scenarios that have absolutely no bearing whatsoever in reality. None. It's one thing to have these thoughts, but to actually share them and expect some type of normal and lucid discussion is just crazytown. You need to give it, and us, a rest.

 

[wallyj84]

I'd flog you about the head and face; I'd fuck you in the ass with no lube. I'd do whatever it takes until you promised not to write any more stupid moronic threads about SPH and smalls and the like. If that fails, maybe I'd just ram it down your throat and plug up your airway with my big hand cock. Yeah, that's the ticket: That'd be sure to stop your posting insanity, eh? Sheesh.

Seriously dude, you've got quite the shitstorm brewing in your cranium. I continue to be sad for you. And for all of us who are bombarded with your trite what-if scenarios that have absolutely no bearing whatsoever in reality. None. It's one thing to have these thoughts, but to actually share them and expect some type of normal and lucid discussion is just crazytown. You need to give it, and us, a rest.

I think it is interesting that your only thought seems to be to rape me as a kind of punishment for "wrong-think".

Do you view rape as an appropriate punishment for other crimes?

 

[wallyj84]

So...

Ancient Greece fell to the Romans because they had small penii? Am I understanding your ideology correctly?

Yes.