What Would You Tell Your 18 Year Old Self?

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Note to future self

Plan for retirement starting at age 20

Stay in touch to the lady who you lost your virginity to

The hot chick with the great ass and curly hair, bang twice and never never call or see her again. repeat neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 

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It's probably best that I CAN'T because it'd probably not be good advice. I might tell myself to do something stupid, like, go out try to fuck everyone in sight.

This would undoubtedly cause a RIFT in the SPACE TIME CONTINUUM

****POOF****

grossly changing my future and thereby causing my future self to disappear. No doubt I'd wake up in the present time already in a pine box.

The way I figure, damn good thing I didn't know then what I know now, and best leave it that way.

Y'know? :cool:
 

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You still have a lot to learn.

But...You know more than you think you do.

Trust your instincts.....trust you intuition, now and always.

An expert is not always an expert, and may very well lack common sense.

Worrying won't solve anything.

You can't make everybody happy.

Be true to yourself, be who you really are at any age. Don't worry about fitting in.
 

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"fasten your seatbelts it's going to be a bumpy night" and reworded to bumpy ride. Then advise me to enjoy it.
 
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I'd tell myself to relax and stop worrying so much. :)
 

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I've got loads I would tell my 18 year old self.

Things that could really change my whole life, bring me untold wealth, unlimited sex, make me an inventor par excellence, a gifted artist, a veritable latter day rennaisance man...

Unfortunately, it wouldn't have made a blind bit of difference.

At 18 I'd have taken no more notice of myself than I did of anyone else...
 

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Don't be so shy with girls. You're a very handsome young man, The ones who you knew in your home town....most wanted to give you some....white and black alike. It was a treasure trove of pussy that you never partook of.

Dont...under any circumstances, fuck that crazy ass black chick you meet in that bar.

Be nice to that tall gorgeous spanish chick you will meet when you are in your late 40's...she will make you happy. She really likes you a LOT!!! In fact, she's in love with you!

The Polish chick you meet several years later....with the huge boobs.....yes.... do her....often!!!
 

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You will win $10,000 dollars with those lottery numbers you dreamt when you were 33. Play them before you go to Maryland.

Go to college...and get that Masters... Doing what you do now, is too much work of the money. Use you mind!
 

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Really, don't date anyone until your atleast 25.

Do join the Airforce.

Do spend more time in school.

Don't do anything that you know isn't who you are just because others do.

Don't try to fit in.

Don't let your dog out without a leash.

Stop worrying about everything, your 18 for pete's sake!
 

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*Put yourself first.

*You really do know best. Don't allow others the chance to make your life and livelihood their learning curve.

*Start a chain of lemonade stores because life will despatch more lemons than your jug can take.

*Remember:
-"success is never final, failure never fatal. Courage is what counts."
-"if you think you can, you probably can. If you think you can't, you most assuredly can't"