what would you want to do with taylor lautner...be specific

[bigboy2007]

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[Deno]

I'd like to come home to him every night. He'd be in an apron cooking my supper. For desert I'd eat pie off his abs. Then I'd take a shower with him and we'd soap up each other really well before we get out and head to the bedroom where I'd give him a good rubdown and up and down....then we'd do it. Probably doggie style, haha. Woof!

 

[jonluke6ft2]

uhmmm. Who is Taylor Lautner??

 

[D_Eric Banana]

I''l put little wooden sticks in his eyes so he can train them to keep them open.
I realy don't get it, he looks like he has the same eyes as "Brock" from Pokémon...
I'm not jealous, but I really don't get all the buzz about this guy! Yeah he has a nice body but that's all there is too see...There a head too...

 

[sam1956]

I'd take him to the bank at gunpoint and rob his nelly little boy ass

 

[joeweekend]

Absolutely ream the little fucker.

 

[mitchymo]

have him change his name by deed poll.

 

[Ren69]

Nothing, i seem him ugly.

 

[thee1]

Have milk and cookies.

 

[lurker37160]

Slap that stupid grin off his face and then fuck him.

 

[cravincock]

lick every inch of that amazing chest

 

[Daisy]

I specifically would like to eat chocolate pudding off of his abs. Only if he's legal, that is.

 

[Ethyl]

I specifically would like to eat chocolate pudding off of his abs. Only if he's legal, that is.

That's what I was wondering. Which means:

1) If he's legal, he'd be a smoking hole in the bed when I was through with him.

2) If not, i'd pack him a lunch and drop him off at the bus stop.

 

[maxcok]

1) Have him clean my house stem to stern, top to bottom.

2) Give him a bath with 'Mr. Bubble'.

3) Tuck him in and read him a bedtime story.

4) Pat him on the head, then pound the hell out of him for 3 - 4 hours.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Stick a bag over his head and pimp his ass out. He looks retarded but people would pay for the body I'm guessing.

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

He looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.

 

[maxcok]

Albeit a hot little cabbage patch doll.

 

[lurker37160]

He looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.

LOL. Word up!

 

[NYHoti]

I'd get his nose fixed. At least I think that is what is in the center of his face. Whats the deal with that flap of skin pretending its a nose.
After his nose is fixed, then it would be nice to play with him.

 

[Ren69]

I do know a guy that looks a lot like him.