what would you want to do with taylor lautner...be specific

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    I'd like to come home to him every night. He'd be in an apron cooking my supper. For desert I'd eat pie off his abs. Then I'd take a shower with him and we'd soap up each other really well before we get out and head to the bedroom where I'd give him a good rubdown and up and down....then we'd do it. Probably doggie style, haha. Woof!
     
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    uhmmm. Who is Taylor Lautner??
     
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    I''l put little wooden sticks in his eyes so he can train them to keep them open.
    I realy don't get it, he looks like he has the same eyes as "Brock" from Pokémon...
    I'm not jealous, but I really don't get all the buzz about this guy! Yeah he has a nice body but that's all there is too see...There a head too...
     
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    I'd take him to the bank at gunpoint and rob his nelly little boy ass
     
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    Absolutely ream the little fucker.
     
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    have him change his name by deed poll.
     
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    Nothing, i seem him ugly.
     
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    Have milk and cookies.
     
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    Slap that stupid grin off his face and then fuck him.
     
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    lick every inch of that amazing chest
     
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    I specifically would like to eat chocolate pudding off of his abs. Only if he's legal, that is.
     
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    That's what I was wondering. Which means:

    1) If he's legal, he'd be a smoking hole in the bed when I was through with him.

    2) If not, i'd pack him a lunch and drop him off at the bus stop.
     
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    1) Have him clean my house stem to stern, top to bottom.

    2) Give him a bath with 'Mr. Bubble'.

    3) Tuck him in and read him a bedtime story.

    4) Pat him on the head, then pound the hell out of him for 3 - 4 hours.
     
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    Stick a bag over his head and pimp his ass out. He looks retarded but people would pay for the body I'm guessing.
     
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    He looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.
     
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    Albeit a hot little cabbage patch doll.
     
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    LOL. Word up!
     
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    I'd get his nose fixed. At least I think that is what is in the center of his face. Whats the deal with that flap of skin pretending its a nose.
    After his nose is fixed, then it would be nice to play with him.
     
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    I do know a guy that looks a lot like him.
     
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