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Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by bigboy2007, May 16, 2010.
I'd like to come home to him every night. He'd be in an apron cooking my supper. For desert I'd eat pie off his abs. Then I'd take a shower with him and we'd soap up each other really well before we get out and head to the bedroom where I'd give him a good rubdown and up and down....then we'd do it. Probably doggie style, haha. Woof!
uhmmm. Who is Taylor Lautner??
I''l put little wooden sticks in his eyes so he can train them to keep them open.
I realy don't get it, he looks like he has the same eyes as "Brock" from Pokémon...
I'm not jealous, but I really don't get all the buzz about this guy! Yeah he has a nice body but that's all there is too see...There a head too...
I'd take him to the bank at gunpoint and rob his nelly little boy ass
Absolutely ream the little fucker.
have him change his name by deed poll.
Nothing, i seem him ugly.
Have milk and cookies.
Slap that stupid grin off his face and then fuck him.
lick every inch of that amazing chest
I specifically would like to eat chocolate pudding off of his abs. Only if he's legal, that is.
That's what I was wondering. Which means:
1) If he's legal, he'd be a smoking hole in the bed when I was through with him.
2) If not, i'd pack him a lunch and drop him off at the bus stop.
1) Have him clean my house stem to stern, top to bottom.
2) Give him a bath with 'Mr. Bubble'.
3) Tuck him in and read him a bedtime story.
4) Pat him on the head, then pound the hell out of him for 3 - 4 hours.
Stick a bag over his head and pimp his ass out. He looks retarded but people would pay for the body I'm guessing.
He looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.
Albeit a hot little cabbage patch doll.
LOL. Word up!
I'd get his nose fixed. At least I think that is what is in the center of his face. Whats the deal with that flap of skin pretending its a nose.
After his nose is fixed, then it would be nice to play with him.
I do know a guy that looks a lot like him.