There was once a movie about a guy who talked with his dick. Didn't watch it exactly, but nevermind that. I thought I'd make a funny thread like this.
If your cock could have it's own will and talk with you...
What would he/she/it say? (did I type she?)
Well I'll start with a few things my would say...
"<sigh> What the heck are you doing? You masturbate me all the time! I want a pussy dammit! Or an Ass... ANYTHIN! Come on, at least jerk off with a guy or something! You visit penis websites as if you had any real use of me! Come on! I want some real action!"
So yeah, mine would complain he finds it boring....
How about yours?
If your cock could have it's own will and talk with you...
What would he/she/it say? (did I type she?)
Well I'll start with a few things my would say...
"<sigh> What the heck are you doing? You masturbate me all the time! I want a pussy dammit! Or an Ass... ANYTHIN! Come on, at least jerk off with a guy or something! You visit penis websites as if you had any real use of me! Come on! I want some real action!"
So yeah, mine would complain he finds it boring....
How about yours?