There was once a movie about a guy who talked with his dick. Didn't watch it exactly, but nevermind that. I thought I'd make a funny thread like this. If your cock could have it's own will and talk with you... What would he/she/it say? (did I type she?) Well I'll start with a few things my would say... "<sigh> What the heck are you doing? You masturbate me all the time! I want a pussy dammit! Or an Ass... ANYTHIN! Come on, at least jerk off with a guy or something! You visit penis websites as if you had any real use of me! Come on! I want some real action!" So yeah, mine would complain he finds it boring.... How about yours?