What You Hate About Commercial Porn (straight / gay)

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  1. Domisoldo

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    I suspect that many of the bad habits of commercial pornography gave rise to the amateur movement (straight, bisexual and gay alike).

    What are your pet peeves in commercial porn?

    Do you really think that the actress has to wear more makeup than a street prostitute with a free pass to Sephora to get you off?

    Does the cheesy musak tuning off the natural voices of the players (because they aren't really having any fun) stimulate your senses?
     
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    Ok, this is probably going to sound wierd (because I'm gay), but I actually prefer straight porn over gay porn **sometimes**, and the reason is simple: Straight porn has more imagination and variety (I'm thinking flicks from Vivid or Wicked Pictures) than gay porn (although Bel Ami has some fantastic flicks).

    If all I want to see is fucking, or sucking, or jerking off, then there's a million vids on my hard drive that can provide the release. However, sometimes I want to watch "an adult movie" and there's not an awful lot to choose from in the gay arena.

    I do like Seymour Butts, Wicked Pictures, Vivid, Bel Ami, and some Falcon, but for amateur I like Sean Cody.

    "oh yeah baby fuck me fuck me harder that's it fuck me oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah fuck me unh huh fuck me oh yeah hard oh yeah you know you want that right fuck me oh yeah mmmm faster oh yeah you like my cock oh yeah suck it suck it taste my cock oh yeah you like my cock don't you you know you do oh yeah fuck me yeah unh unh unh yeah i think i'm going to come. yeah."

    That's the shit I can't stand. :)
     
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    For me the commercial porn looks so made up or set-up, forget the stupid story-line. You get that cheesy stuff from watching late night cable. They are all bad actors anyway. Some amateur stuff looks pretty hot, both gay and straight however even the commercial makers of porn are touting amateur material which still looks made-up. They don't get it.

    Overall the things I hate most about porn is that they are too focused on the face and ass fucking which as Domisoldo mentioned just looks fud ugly with caked on make-up to hide the bad skin they have. Not sure what could distract more bad make-up or bad skin.

    Oh and the fucking sounds, just like the dialogue Cyberczar wrote down so well, it's crap!!! I guess I could go on and on. :rolleyes:
     
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    What about post-production editing out the part when the guy puts on the condom?

    ...'cos that'd be soooo controversial and not suitable for young children...
     
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    Bad dubbing and Bad scenarios. Plus the lack of an insertion shot
     
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    I think that the one thing that I hate most in commercial porn (straight) is the fact that the men and the women never look as if they are having fun together. The women start moaning and screaming the moment a cock is slipped into them (does anyone believe that or find it exciting?), and the men just say, "Oh, SHIT! Oh, FUCK!", as if they were trying to open a stubborn pickle jar. They hardly look at each other, and when they do, they are usually grimacing and snarling, which apparently is supposed to represent sexual excitement but really just shows that they are doing a job for money and have no interest in each other whatever. The only performers in porn today that I know of who are any exception to this rule are Brandon Iron, who sometimes keeps up a bit of chat with the girl that he's boning, in a fun and matter-of-fact way, and Nina Hartley, who has been in the business for over twenty years.
     
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    I've noticed this trend in gay porn where the guys punch each other in the chest while muttering, "Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, fucker." And the spitting drives me crazy. These aren't hardcore or fetish videos, either. Mainstream porn. When I'm fucking a guy, I never think to punch him in the chest or spit on him. I think he'd say, "What the hell are you doing?"
     
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    My biggest pet peeve about commercial porn is that I'm not in it. If someone is getting paid to have sex with Alexis Love I don't see why it shouldn't be me. Yet, I don't want to be an actor-for-hire. and, I don't have the capital, tech-saavy, industry connections/know-how, or free time/motivation right now to start my own website.

    plenty of other stuff I don't like, too, but if I was making my own all of those things would be corrected as well.
     
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    overpriced
     
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    People spitting on each other's bits. It's disgusting enough having to endure the sight of the machismo blowhards spitting when they walk down the street. The last thing I want to see is a repeat of that coming into contact with a human and their nether-regions. :mad:
     
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    They can't make fake orgasms noises as well as I do.
     
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    1) The story lines. I know they are there to fuck so just fuck and stop wasting my time with the plumber bullshit.

    2) the never ending blow job. Really just fuck for god sake

    3) the bleach bimbos in hooker heals. Half those guys couldn't get women like that

    4) The fake over enthusiasm. Its a cock not a Gucci purse

    5) A good movie finished off with a bad cum shoot. Yes this happens in armature porn to but at least i know it isnt forced

    6) Ego. Nothing worse then when a guys ego is bigger then his cock

    7) the stupid doe eyed look. It isn't sexy it just makes you look like a speed freak who needs cash
     
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    have to agree with previous posts...

    gay porn: magically appearing condoms
    straight porn: lack of an insertion shot
     
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    What I really hate about mainstream gay porn,like say Falcon, is that all the guys now appear to be from the same gene pool and do all the same things and it is getting very, very boring. There is no variety in ages, nationalities and even the way a simple sex scene is done, and even worse is that the actors, if you can even call them that, never seem to be truly into the sex most of the time and look completely bored or worse they look like they are in absolutely disgusted at what they are doing.
     
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    What's with the "rich" setting anyway?

    Why would the display of phony luxury (Champagne, luxury cars, etc.), especially in straight commercial porn, make anyone any more sexually aroused?

    Do straight guys get harder when the female actress wears a Prada handbag?
     
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    I HATE the jerk off into her mouth at the end. WTF?

    Many women are multi-orgasmic, but they never show the girl having a real orgasm. I can't remember seeing a girl having an orgasm from oral in straight porn. There is no love making. Guys don't touch, kiss, suck on breasts like in real love making. I guess the porn is just catering to what most guys want to see, and they don't want to see a guy that actually cares about the woman's pleasure.

    I prefer lesbian porn. They are usually more gentle and loving with each other. And the women are usually more relaxed than in straight porn. Their facial expressions look more real, real enough that I think they are real a lot of times.
     
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    For many of the reasons mentioned already in this thread....is why i watch mainly shock porn or amateur porn anymore. I used to be all over mainstream porn until i discovered amateur. I want chemistry between the parties involved. Not every sexual encounter with your man is like an inpersonal animal breeding clinic or something. I want to see kissing and touching and nipple sucking too. I hate how all porns start with some chick leaning over and spreading her ass cheaks. I hate how they never seem to look wet and ready for a cock. I know why they arent wet and ready because no one has aroused them. I dont like how so many porns never show a man going down on a woman but they will show her wide-eyed looking straight at the camera while sucking his cock for 37 fucking minutes. I hate how the guys dont get totally hard and fuck for like 2 hours before finally cumming in her mouth and on her face and hair. I hate facials.

    I hate the weird pitch that all women say "NNNNNNNNyeahhhhh" like a retarded version of the Nyeah Nyeah Nyeah the Three Stooges would do. I hate the sticcato pace of their speaking to one another say "You wanna fuck this tight pussy with your big cock, huh?" 8 times fast.

    Either the women look like ugly drag queens with all their make up and silicone or they look like something the cat dragged in. Rarely do i see a truly naturally beautiful woman on porn.

    I hate stiletto's and the way body piercing has gone from an art to a trendy fad where every little 18 year old barely legal bouncing on her little 6 inch stripper stilettos reverse cowgirl style has her belly button, tongue and clit pierced. I go mad with all the shaved pussies and weird new takes on the landing trips. The bald men with tribal tattoos who have landing strips are becoming more and more mainstream.

    I hate it when the camera man talks shit to the girl on screen, like "Stick your finger in your ass" when she clearly has long orange fingernails and no lube. What an ass. Or when he's calling her names like slut and whore. "Youre a dirty little whore arent ya?"

    I hate it when a guy lasts a really really long time and never makes much noise. The pro porn has a weird CSI Miami type glow to the lighting. All the men and women wear funky fuorescent colored clothes like we are in 1989 all of a sudden. They are usually tan, have blonde hair that need the roots touched up and too much hairspray.

    Im also with NJ when it comes to the stupid themes of bi-racial sex. Like its some taboo anymore? I hate this whole MILF mania going on with the porn titles. I'd rather watch lacto-porn.

    Why cant they find some hot guys? Most of the time the guy looks like a tub of lard or has a great body until the cam gets to his face and its a chewed up version of Christopher Walken. I know for a fact there are many hot men with big cocks on LPSG who could do some porn.

    And last but not least....the "I have a roast in the oven" look on her face because shes bored as hell with you making her ride reverse cowgirl on those white stilettos.

    That and the music is fucking awful!
     
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