What You Hate About Commercial Porn (straight / gay)

[SpoiledPrincess]

I hate it when they insist on trying to have some kind of plot, it's about the action and they should get to it. I hate that most of the women have implants that hardly move. I'm with NJ on hating those hideous plastic high rise platforms, I'm a lover of shoes and those look so ugly and cheap. Spitting is something that bothers me, it contributes to the feeling I dislike in porn that it's all about the woman being used for the satisfaction of the guy, 'oh yeah fuck that pussy', she's objectified into body parts, porn doesn't have to be like that, it can be shown as something that's mutually enjoyable.

 

[Principessa]

I also hate 3 minute clips where the first 1.5 minutes is the girl and guy sitting on a sofa allegedly getting to know each other. All she does is talk with her tongue, thrust her cleavage into the camera and say, "I luuuv to suck cock and get fucked haard."

 

[B_Italian1]

I think that the one thing that I hate most in commercial porn (straight) is the fact that the men and the women never look as if they are having fun together. The women start moaning and screaming the moment a cock is slipped into them (does anyone believe that or find it exciting?), and the men just say, "Oh, SHIT! Oh, FUCK!", as if they were trying to open a stubborn pickle jar. They hardly look at each other, and when they do, they are usually grimacing and snarling, which apparently is supposed to represent sexual excitement but really just shows that they are doing a job for money and have no interest in each other whatever.

That's my pet peeve. There's no chemistry and it shows. It's all about money and fake orgasms.

I HATE the jerk off into her mouth at the end. WTF?

I hate that, too. Just about every scene has to end with him pulling out and her opening up her mouth and pretending she's enjoying it

There is no love making. Guys don't touch, kiss, suck on breasts like in real love making. I guess the porn is just catering to what most guys want to see, and they don't want to see a guy that actually cares about the woman's pleasure.

Foreplay is sorely lacking. There used to be kissing and breast play, but it's mostly ignored now. It's like the breast and vagina don't even exist anymore. She does oral on him, he does anal on her, and then cums all over her face.

I want chemistry between the parties involved. Not every sexual encounter with your man is like an inpersonal animal breeding clinic or something. I want to see kissing and touching and nipple sucking too.

Very true. It's such a turnoff watching people not into it. They're like zombies.

I hate how they never seem to look wet and ready for a cock. I know why they arent wet and ready because no one has aroused them.

She's not into the guy and just wants her paycheck.

I dont like how so many porns never show a man going down on a woman but they will show her wide-eyed looking straight at the camera while sucking his cock for 37 fucking minutes.

And she can never take much in because they hire little "girls" to make him look bigger.

I hate facials.

Same here. It's not attractive seeing it all over her nose and hair. :redface:

I hate it when the camera man talks shit to the girl on screen, like "Stick your finger in your ass" when she clearly has long orange fingernails and no lube. What an ass. Or when he's calling her names like slut and whore. "Youre a dirty little whore arent ya?"

And guys see it and think women are really like that.

 

[invisibleman]

I suspect that many of the bad habits of commercial pornography gave rise to the amateur movement (straight, bisexual and gay alike).

What are your pet peeves in commercial porn?

Do you really think that the actress has to wear more makeup than a street prostitute with a free pass to Sephora to get you off?

Does the cheesy musak tuning off the natural voices of the players (because they aren't really having any fun) stimulate your senses?

My dislikes in straight porn: the women get paid more. The guy gets less.

My dislikes in gay porn: The straight guy gets paid more than the gay guy.

Adult film music scores are really predictable and very unenterprising. (They should just cut all that out and let us listen to the porn dialogue.)

I think that the porn industry--straight, gay, bi) should be very pro condom usage. You never know.

I don't like the all-black or interracial videos because they always have to add something derogatory in the box titles to let a person know that they are getting an all-black or interracial video. Titles like "Black Ho Runners Gettin' Jiggy." "Zippo Thugz fo White FIRE Crackahzz". "PRISON HEET: Panthaz vs. Skinnz"...something to that effect. Why not just have a title without the race derogatories, like "Rendezvous", "Andromeda" or "Sexual Freak"? Those titles could be some good porn titles for all black, all white, interracial, gay, straight, bisexual, or even fetishized type videos. These aren't derogatory or demeaning to anyone.

Makeup and hair. No one has perfect hair and make up when fucking. What in the fuck? What is up with woman getting an relentless fucking and her up do doesn't fall and an evening party make up that doesn't smear and drip? Wardrobe: Women wear the highest heels on their stilettos. Why fuck in them? The women are in bed getting drilled with them.

I think that porn stars--male and female should be paid alike. No bullshit.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I dont watch much porn. I find it boring and lacking in passion and lust. Some of them are good. Not too many are.

 

[yngjock20]

Some of the critiques I can tell shifted from studio commercial porn to the overall disdain of "gonzo" style porn...

None of the big studios (gay or straight) do all of the freaky shit that most people dislike in porn. That's all gonzo stuff.


That being said, the things that I dislike about commercial porn are


Straight:
-The "High-life" angle. As much as I love expensive cars and couture fashions, none of those females look good in Prada paired with plastic heels. It just don't work.

-"established" male actors. I don't care how long you've been doing this stuff, Pussyman, I don't wanna see your tongue crammed into some inflated heffa's cunt. It's not hot.

-"Cheating." I guess the only way you can have hot, nasty pool-table sex is if you're cheating on your equally as hot spouse at home. BTW, she's fucnking the butler and the maid.

-Pearl necklaces. I just don't like 'em. Either nut up the face, on the ass or in the condom, but don't aim in her mouth and then shoot all over the tits. It's misleading.


Gay:

-Soundtracks. I'm sorry, but in the almost forty years of the gay porn industry, they've not once made a descent soundtrack to play in the background of two men fucking.

- Improper casting. When have you ever seen a gardener with blonde hair and blue eyes and a perfect tan...or a police officer that could get his ass kicked by your grandmother he's so skinny? I understand the fetish, but COME ON!

-Lack of enthusiasm. If you didn't want to have sex with people you don't know on camera, you shouldn't have signed up to do porn. It's that simple. Oh, and don't think you're fooling anyone with repeating that "Mmmm I love your cock in my ass" phrase with that grimace permanantly plastered on your face.

-"Magic" Condoms. We're all in agreement on this one. Let's see them roll one on. It lends to the authenticity of the moment. However, I don't remember reading about condoms existing during the Elizabethan Era, but "safety first!"

I think that's enough outta me.

 

[Gnashin Teefe]

one word: condoms

i hate using them.
i hate seeing them.

 

[deleted213967]

About the men being generally less attractive than the women in commercial straight porn, I once heard an industry expert explain that there was a logic to that:

Commercial straight porn is mainly directed at straight men.

The viewer is likely Joe Average and doesn't want to be emasculated by some Ueber-Stud on the screen. He wants to be able to identify with the male actor who "gets the girls".

That industry insider explained that the main requirement for the male was to be well-endowed, to be able to sustain a long erection and to not be shy in front of the camera.

 

[psidom]

i can't stand the maxim or GQ style models.
i like girls with natural bodies,as well as men.
the music sucks too,i wanna hear either hard beats or ambient.
not midi techno or even worse disco.

 

[Catchoftheday]

I havent seen a lot of commercial porn but does it really have to look like porn and why do the people doing it look so bored

 

[frizzle]

Porno's only last about an hour and a half at max, so that pisses me off alot.

 

[PECTACULAR]

Pet Peeve....... Ordinary people think they are learning "the tips and techniques of sex"... most people using porn as an instructional video instead of entertainment. Makes for a world full of bad sex!

 

[deleted213967]

I nearly forgot:

What's with the National Geographic-style extreme close-ups of penetration acts in both straight and gay commercial porn?

You'd swear it's more a wildlife documentary than sex between humans.

Isn't 10x bigger than life Too Much Information?

 

[Principessa]

Pet Peeve....... Ordinary people think they are learning "the tips and techniques of sex"... most people using porn as an instructional video instead of entertainment. Makes for a world full of bad sex!

Correction, it's the ordinary men that are the problem. Women rarely if ever think they need to copy everything they see in a porno.

I havent seen a lot of commercial porn but does it really have to look like porn and why do the people doing it look so bored

Because they hate their job.

one word: condoms
i hate using them.
i hate seeing them.

Thank you for sharing that tidbit with us Typhoid Mary.

 

[visceraltuning]

Of course you hate commercial porn. Homemade anything is always better . . . especially baked goods and porn

 

[Calboner]

Porno's only last about an hour and a half at max, so that pisses me off alot.

I can't tell if this is meant as a joke or not; I will assume that it was meant seriously and ask: why would anyone want to watch more than 90 minutes of porno at a sitting? Second, since porno movies nowadays are just collections of scenes, why not just watch a second one after the first? Surely you can take your hand off your cock long enough to switch disks.

 

[B_cigarbabe]

Ok, this is probably going to sound wierd (because I'm gay), but I actually prefer straight porn over gay porn **sometimes**, and the reason is simple: Straight porn has more imagination and variety (I'm thinking flicks from Vivid or Wicked Pictures) than gay porn (although Bel Ami has some fantastic flicks).

If all I want to see is fucking, or sucking, or jerking off, then there's a million vids on my hard drive that can provide the release. However, sometimes I want to watch "an adult movie" and there's not an awful lot to choose from in the gay arena.

I do like Seymour Butts, Wicked Pictures, Vivid, Bel Ami, and some Falcon, but for amateur I like Sean Cody.

"oh yeah baby fuck me fuck me harder that's it fuck me oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah fuck me unh huh fuck me oh yeah hard oh yeah you know you want that right fuck me oh yeah mmmm faster oh yeah you like my cock oh yeah suck it suck it taste my cock oh yeah you like my cock don't you you know you do oh yeah fuck me yeah unh unh unh yeah i think i'm going to come. yeah."

That's the shit I can't stand.

Exactly! QFT!
That is so inane,you know theyr'e faking it,so why not, watch yourself if it's all like that? Thank you cyberczar!
cigarbabe:saevil:

 

[B_Italian1]

one word: condoms

i hate using them.
i hate seeing them.

I'm not sure what porn you've seen, but I don't see many condoms being used at all.

 

[midlifebear]

Straight Porn: It's all about the shoes! Why, in straight porn, do women have to wear godawful come-fuck-me pumps? I understand every woman's birth right to have as many pairs of shoes as necessary. No problem with that. But fucking in them?

Gay Porn: Yeah, I know that safe sex is the name of the game, but still, supposedly "gay" porn actors avoid taking loads in their mouths when going for the money shot giving blow jobs. They act as if semen is icky and rarely does gay porn show men enjoying each other's semen as lube to whack each other off with, etc. Granted, you can argue that the possibility of getting an STD is why men in gay porn down't swallow (much) but they've already coated their mouths with plenty of precum. I just don't get it. Then again, I've become a cum hound in my old age.

 

[2322]

I can't stand the endless exclamations women make when getting fucked. It's a never ending Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! OH! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! with every single thrust... It's irritating and fake.

I saw once a woman started her own porn studio of hardcore for women. I don't know if it's still going but they are supposedly romantic fantasies, just vignettes, not 90 minutes of contrived plot. There's dialogue and no money shots, but there is serious fucking. I think that might actually be better than your average porn but I don't know.