What You Hate About Commercial Porn (straight / gay)

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why would anyone want to watch more than 90 minutes of porno at a sitting? Second, since porno movies nowadays are just collections of scenes, why not just watch a second one after the first? Surely you can take your hand off your cock long enough to switch disks.

Because some people last longer then others? And secondly I only buy porn that have my favourite actresses in them, I'll go to redtube for my other wanks. :tongue:
 

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1. They all follow the same formula - suck, fuck ( cunt, ass) cum on face. There is nothing original.

2. The facial degrades one of the parties in the porn video by making them submissive to the other party in the video. If you wnat to show a guy cimming, let them pullout of the hole and cum. You don't have to squirt it on a person's face.

3. Many of the women in straight porn are no beauties.

4. In gay and straight porn, why do they have to use such muscle guys, most of us don't look like that. Arn't there any guys with ordinary builds that are involved in the industry.
 

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In porn, mr perfect fucks mrs perfect! Boobs, pussies, cocks, asses, bodies, everything in perfect shape! In reality, things are a bit diferrent....
 

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For me I find that Gonzo porn has been ramping up the shock value to keep people intersted. Consequently I find I'm seeing a lot more, slapping, choking, and spitting (in the mouth is the most disgusting), all things that really turn me off in the middle of what might otherwise be a really hot scene.

Also I agree with everyone else about the degree of predictablility and formula in most scenes in mainstream porn. I've always liked the Shane's World titles because although their somewhat staged, they're at least following a bunch of people off on a trip somewhere and partying and partnering up - just seems a little less contrived.
 

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In gay porn I hate it when the scene comes to an end immediately as soon as the guys cum... It would be nice to see them interact a little at least for a minute after the cum shots... I want to see them go soft! It's like they shoot the last droo of cum and suddenly the scene is over!

I hate it too that we never get to see them when they change positions. First they are having sex on a couch and suddenly they are on a bed and no one saw them walking form the couch to the bed!
 
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I hate it too that we never get to see them when they change positions. First they are having sex on a couch and suddenly they are on a bed and no one saw them walking form the couch to the bed!

see "Magically-Appearing Condom" in previous posts...Indeed, lack of continuity in the action.

I am also with you on the cum-and-fade-to-black routine.

In amateur porn, even the "straight" military dudes soap each other down in the shower after the fucking.
 

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I HATE the jerk off into her mouth at the end. WTF?

Many women are multi-orgasmic, but they never show the girl having a real orgasm. I can't remember seeing a girl having an orgasm from oral in straight porn. There is no love making. Guys don't touch, kiss, suck on breasts like in real love making. I guess the porn is just catering to what most guys want to see, and they don't want to see a guy that actually cares about the woman's pleasure.

I prefer lesbian porn. They are usually more gentle and loving with each other. And the women are usually more relaxed than in straight porn. Their facial expressions look more real, real enough that I think they are real a lot of times.


jovial i LOVE your attitude.
 

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Redhead said it best. It's like she read my mind!

Except for one thing that another poster covered:
Straight porn ladies, please don't wear shoes that look so uncomfortable that I can't even focus on the sex. Hell, you are fucking. Why are you wearing shoes at all instead of letting your feet explore your lover's chest and ass and everything else?

Gay porn guy, I can't even get into most of you. If only you looked more like real men that I have seen.

I have to disagree with a couple of people though. I really like the extreme close up shot. I enjoy seeing a hard cock slide in and out of a cunt or ass. I have seen it that up close myself when a buddy was fucking someone. It's hot.

Some recommendations:
Andrew Blake. At least it's classy and all the men and women are truly beautiful.
I remember seeing some good clips from a company that was only working with couples that had been together for a long time. They were interviewed first for about 15 minutes about how they met and why they are in love. Then it was well-produced lovemaking. I think it was sold at Toys in Babeland. They had straight, gay male, and lesbian couples in the series. Worth looking for.
 

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The thing I hate most is the girl having here breasts be like double Z's on a small skinny body, that stuff just isn't easy on the eyes! I prefer nice tits that are believable and are perky.

Also i hate the fake moaning and cheezy music.
 

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The thing I hate most is the girl having here breasts be like double Z's on a small skinny body, that stuff just isn't easy on the eyes! I prefer nice tits that are believable and are perky.

Also i hate the fake moaning and cheezy music.


You know, before the advent of internet free porn.....i used to be a sucker for Pammy Anderson tits. I remember taking the Playboy from 1999 that she centerfolded in to a plastic surgeon to get me a boob job just like hers. I picked out my over-the-muscle 500cc implants that would get me from my (old) 34B to a 34DD atleast. I weighed a whopping 105lbs and i would have been so damn top heavy. Little did i know that a few years later that a healthy weight gain would give me some great D cups. Had i gotten those tits id be freakishly large today.

Now that i have naturally medium sized breasts and began to take nude photos...i look at my breasts from an outsiders prospective and natural slopes of unaltered breast is beautiful- no matter what size they are.

After all the years of thinking bigger is always better i've had a change of heart and now i'm for the shape over size. If they are a beautiful shape and B cups they can look better than a bad pair of implants that are much larger.

Men had it right all along when they said its more about shape and i believe most men are attracted to the slope profile that natural breasts have. Men and women are for the most part drawn to our natural sexual features. I've been surprised how many havent noticed my c-section scar in photos and arent bothered that i dont have a toned body. God bless them.

I am so bored with cantalope-in-a-sock look. Some of us women are slowly coming around to what men have desired all along!
 

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platform heels.
long, fake nails.
spitting.
the stupid, sneering sex faces they put on.
the "yeah, yeah, oh yeah" phony sex talk.
men wearing socks & shoes to shag.
positios that are obviously for the camera and bugger all good for sex.
 
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The voice-over work really kills me (not to mention my libido).

It's enough that we have to suffer through the lame anti-climactic musak, but the production people often have to resort to voice-over too since the players are not vocalizing any pleasure.

I once saw a behind-the-scenes documentary on the subject. The fimmakers hired completely nondescript women to say the "Oh! Yes! No! Baby! Please! No! Yes! I'm gonna cum! No! Yes!..." lines.

If you only knew...One of them was an adorable Miss Marple-ish older lady, who was still clutching to her handbag for the session (which only lasted minutes). To think that her own son could have bought the DVD and masturbated to the chick she was dubbing...
 

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In gay porn there's not enough underwear shots! You see the band of a nice pair, and instead of a nice strip down to briefs, they just whipe em off with the jeans - a waste!

Also, I love the "audition" tapes/solo tapes of guys just jerking off. But half way through, you will see the guys get very red-faced, and blotchy skin on their chests etc. They have obviously been given poppers to help them along - but it makes them cum less! It happens audition after audition........
 

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The thing I hate about most of the gay porn that's been made in the last twenty years or so is that it's totally scripted.

In the early days of porn, they used to just turn some sex maniacs loose and point a camera at them while they fucked each others brains out.

Things used to be spontaneous. Now, it's more of a boring routine.
 
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In both straight and gay commercial porn I suspect that oral sex is mostly used as a "filler". I routinely have to use the FastForward feature only to realize that the guys are still sucking (and so mechanically) after 30 minutes when the scene is advertised with a total length of 45 minutes.

When there is no chemistry between the players, sucking must be so much easier to act.
 

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The thing I hate about most of the gay porn that's been made in the last twenty years or so is that it's totally scripted.

In the early days of porn, they used to just turn some sex maniacs loose and point a camera at them while they fucked each others brains out.

Things used to be spontaneous. Now, it's more of a boring routine.
Never were words so true (at least regarding gay porn) Compare Joe Gages's original Closed Set (1970's), where he just gathered 20 to 30 hot men of different ages together to have some beer and then slam salamies to his more recent rendition Closed Set II (2004). No comparison. Instead of an all out free-for-all in which everyone seemed to enjoy getting it on hot and dirty in the first version, the second version is all buffed porn-studio types who are most likely being gay for pay, at least that's how they act.

Only Treasure Island Media is putting out raw, sweaty, (and very unsafe sex) porn these days. And even those boys are lacking in orginality.:cool22: