Whatever happened to the Bobbitts?

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  1. Not_Punny

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    John and Lorena Bobbitt were just like any American couple... until the night Lorena chopped John's "John" off. Whatever happened to them?

    John Bobbitt starred in three porn movies (John Wayne Bobbitt … Uncut, Buttman at Nudes a Poppin' 2, and Frankenpenis) and then got a job in a brothel.

    After doing time in a psychiatric ward (and after being aquitted of punching her mother), Lorena Bobbitt got a job as a hair stylist.

    Gasp!

    A job using sharp instruments???! :biggrin1:
     
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    I wouldn't let her cut my hair. I wouldn't trust her being around me with sharp objects.
     
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    Does anyone really care?
     
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    Apparently not! At least she's not a sushi chef!
     
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    dig it- why waste bandwidth on two has beens?
     
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    Then why waste bandwidth telling me my sense of humor is not your cup of tea?
     
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    Q. What did the guy in the car behind Lorena Bobbitt say when she threw it out the window?

    A. "Did you see the size of the dick on that bug?" (Buddump)


    Q. Why was Lorena Bobbitt such an unhappy hairdresser?

    A. Because she found she couldn't give a shag and bob anymore.
    (Whaa Whaa Waaaa)
     
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    Is this getting to be a theme of yours?
     
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    no.......... I certainly don't
     
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    Ok Rhona Barrett reporting from Hollywood here.
    She remaried...dropped off the radar! He did some porn after the re-attachment...his 15 minutes of fame ran out, did some petty crime and grand larceny and did some jail time. Not sure since then!
     
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    It's not for anything, but those two unnecessarily made uh, "headlines" when they didn't deserve it.
     
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    I'm pretty sure Lorena was a hair stylist before the incident that made her famous. She worked not far from where I live, in Manassas, Virginia.
     
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    she's an adjunct professor at UCLA lol .... human anatomy
     
  15. Pecker

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    Here's a famous quote by Mr. Bobbitt:
     

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