Whatever you do, DON'T suck my dick!

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Please, I beg you. Don't hold me down and give me pleasure. I don't think I could take it.

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Sorry, I was watching Whitest Kids U'Know.:biggrin1:

Really, you can suck me if you want, I don't mind.:tongue:
 

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:confused: Does that invitation include us fellas? Eh straightboy? :tongue::biggrin1:​

Sorry Sim.:biggrin1:

i think bryan was aiming this towards us lovely ladies :biggrin:

I think Stacy is right.:biggrin1:





Is this just a ploy to get everyone to look at my new pics? The world will never know.:cool::tongue:
 

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Since you said so i wont, but i will let Novice take my place

"Now put on that blind fold honey and you'll never know the difference"

Oh, he'll know the difference. And he'll be screaming with delight when he feels the difference. Right Novice? :tongue::biggrin1:

(Look, kid. I'm just teasing because you didn't specify. I know you're straight, darn it... dang nab it... ugh...)
 

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Oh, he'll know the difference. And he'll be screaming with delight when he feels the difference. Right Novice? :tongue::biggrin1:

(Look, kid. I'm just teasing because you didn't specify. I know you're straight, darn it... dang nab it... ugh...)

Oh I know man, you guys can have all the fun you want.:biggrin1:

Ol' Novice has been trying forever.:tongue:
 

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Oh, he'll know the difference. And he'll be screaming with delight when he feels the difference. Right Novice? :tongue::biggrin1:

(Look, kid. I'm just teasing because you didn't specify. I know you're straight, darn it... dang nab it... ugh...)

Hey there. You wouldn't be knocking my skills would you? I think i could hold my own (and his cock) against Novice
 

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Since you said so i wont, but i will let Novice take my place
I always knew I liked you!!!

Oh, he'll know the difference. And he'll be screaming with delight when he feels the difference. Right Novice? :tongue::biggrin1:
OK, who's been talking? Besides, it's more of a moaning. :biggrin1:


Ol' Novice has been trying forever.:tongue:
And you've encouraged every moment of it. :tongue::tongue::tongue:
 

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Hey there. You wouldn't be knocking my skills would you? I think i could hold my own (and his cock) against Novice

Lee, no I would never knock your skills since I don't know them.

I've seen some straight porn where a woman or two have actually done a good job blowing. Mostly I see terrible blow jobs in straight porn. If I were the guy I'd laugh in her face.

And, in gay porn I've seen terrible blow jobs too. It's a secret that we like to keep to ourselves so don't tell anyone. Shhhh! :wink: But some gay men are absolutely clueless about sucking cock. And it mystifies me because for me I think I was born with a natural talent (I mean you grow up with one and you currently have one, so wouldn't you think a guy would know what feels good?)
 

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Lee, no I would never knock your skills since I don't know them.

I've seen some straight porn where a woman or two have actually done a good job blowing. Mostly I see terrible blow jobs in straight porn. If I were the guy I'd laugh in her face.

And, in gay porn I've seen terrible blow jobs too. It's a secret that we like to keep to ourselves so don't tell anyone. Shhhh! :wink: But some gay men are absolutely clueless about sucking cock. And it mystifies me because for me I think I was born with a natural talent (I mean you grow up with one and you currently have one, so wouldn't you think a guy would know what feels good?)

Im already jealous that i dont have a cock of my own, please dont make it any worse then it already is