Whatever you do, DON'T suck my dick!

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  1. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Please, I beg you. Don't hold me down and give me pleasure. I don't think I could take it.

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    Sorry, I was watching Whitest Kids U'Know.:biggrin1:

    Really, you can suck me if you want, I don't mind.:tongue:
     
  2. simcha

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    :confused: Does that invitation include us fellas? Eh straightboy? :tongue::biggrin1:​
     
  3. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    i think bryan was aiming this towards us lovely ladies :biggrin:
     
  4. The Dragon

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    All right I'll keep my hot, moist and talented mouth to myself then.
     
  5. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Sorry Sim.:biggrin1:

    I think Stacy is right.:biggrin1:





    Is this just a ploy to get everyone to look at my new pics? The world will never know.:cool::tongue:
     
  6. novice_btm

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    Hmmmpf! Ya big tease! :tongue:
     
  7. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Sorry man! :tongue:

    Always feels great when the men here wanna chow down on my fuckstick though.:biggrin1:
     
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    Since you said so i wont, but i will let Novice take my place

    "Now put on that blind fold honey and you'll never know the difference"
     
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    I heard somewhere that a hand's a hand, and a mouth's a mouth. I guess if I can't see it, I can't complain.:tongue:
     
  10. simcha

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    Oh, he'll know the difference. And he'll be screaming with delight when he feels the difference. Right Novice? :tongue::biggrin1:

    (Look, kid. I'm just teasing because you didn't specify. I know you're straight, darn it... dang nab it... ugh...)
     
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    Oh I know man, you guys can have all the fun you want.:biggrin1:

    Ol' Novice has been trying forever.:tongue:
     
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    Hey there. You wouldn't be knocking my skills would you? I think i could hold my own (and his cock) against Novice
     
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    I always knew I liked you!!!

    OK, who's been talking? Besides, it's more of a moaning. :biggrin1:


    And you've encouraged every moment of it. :tongue::tongue::tongue:
     
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    Lee, no I would never knock your skills since I don't know them.

    I've seen some straight porn where a woman or two have actually done a good job blowing. Mostly I see terrible blow jobs in straight porn. If I were the guy I'd laugh in her face.

    And, in gay porn I've seen terrible blow jobs too. It's a secret that we like to keep to ourselves so don't tell anyone. Shhhh! :wink: But some gay men are absolutely clueless about sucking cock. And it mystifies me because for me I think I was born with a natural talent (I mean you grow up with one and you currently have one, so wouldn't you think a guy would know what feels good?)
     
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    Im already jealous that i dont have a cock of my own, please dont make it any worse then it already is
     
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    Ah yes, another gay man trapped in a woman's body. :tongue:

    I've met so many like you. :biggrin1:
     
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    I wouldn't say that. I like my bits. But just for a day .. ONE day i'd love to feel what you guys do
     
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    I think I can relate to that. I think I'd like endless orgasms like you guys... Just for one day. But y'all can keep that period thing and pregnancy and birth... :cool:
     
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    You didnt have to bring me back to reality so soon, just when i was enjoying the idea of having a cock
     
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    Mmhmm. I notice it took you long enough to correct that statement in order to leave the men folks out.

    LOL
     
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