What's a Vagina Like
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some great posts here. Interesting as side note would be the suction that comes from a fleshlight that is warmed up and properly lubed...
- NoH8,
I tried it once and the feeling is unique. Although even reading these posts describing it makes it sound yucky, it's actually not. My first thought was "It's actually made for it, so of course it feels great!" I was in my early twenties and a girlfriend at the time was highly sexually liberated and she wanted to have sex with me, but mostly she wanted to show me what I was missing. Up to that day I'd experienced ass, the male kind, mouth, both male and female, and hand, mine and others. As people have already said, it's unlike all of these. It's purpose built by evolutionary biology to get sperm out of a cock and into a uterus. So because of it's important job in furthering the species it has to be very very good at making that cock feel welcome, and boy does it throw out the welcome mat!
Unlike an ass, which is trying to close the door on you, but which is very satisfying once you've got your foot (or inches) in the door, the vagina is working hard to get you in there. It's like the 1950's bored housewife and you're the hunky plumber who just has to take a shower - is she gonna say no! Of course not, she's already in her negligée and baking a sponge cake for after! (unless the owner of the house - the woman you're fucking - has other ideas).
First, the entrance is bigger and softer. It's very warm - there's blood rushing into the folds and flaps and whatnot - that does not happen with an ass unless it's already been well used the same day by the butcher, the baker or candlestick maker who came before you. It changes the feeling the deeper you go, so at first you think you know what you're up against, but then, like a ride in a dark tunnel at the fairground, suddenly you round a bend and it's a different sensation. It's starts its own automatic lubrication to make sure you won't give up and go away, (Like when the lawn sprinklers pop up in movies to indicate there's something going on in the bedroom!). It's got not just a single muscle like the sphincter, followed by a second sphincter up the back, instead it's got rings and rings of muscles that ripple and squeeze and suck you in!!! In short, it's got almost everything besides a deadlock on the front door to make sure you don't go away without giving up that precious load of yours.
I had no idea about this, it's like someone taught the vagina to play the flute with all these fingers going up and down on your tube. Then, it kind of shrink wraps your dick, so the fit is perfect even if you are small to average like me (but you're not); this is a big improvement on the ass which does not shrink wrap your dick, (except at the base). In fact, many guys have to make a conscious effort to clench their butts around your dick to make you feel something. Even more amazing, the woman can be grooving to her own tune played by her clit or tits or something else - but the vagina carries on pumping and gripping and sucking and rippling on it's own automatic program - all without conscious decisions having to be made by its owner. The vagina seems to know when you're gonna thrust in or pull back and reacts in a wave-like motion at the same frequency! I, on the other hand, have to think when I'm being fucked. Would he like me to grip tighter now? Should I push out against him? Should I grip in a rhythm? Do I back up on him now or stay still? What if I let it gape? If I change positions will he get in deeper? What's making him fall out all the time? etc. etc. The owner of the vagina really doesn't have to worry about all this 'cause It's Made For It!™©
I said these words to a girl once and she was shocked! Well if it's not made for fucking what else is it there for? All this fabulous architecture and musculature and automatic motion control and irrigation and temperature control - it's a purpose built machine. With one purpose - to get you off! And not only you, but for procreation, it doesn't really need to get it's owner off, it's just needs to make sure she's happy to do it all again.
[As a side note - if I had one of these amazing machines that could entrance a man with a slight whiff of it's aroma, I'd be going for the diamond ring, the sporty convertible, the house in the suburbs and a big fat cheque at the end of the marriage too! Why give it away if every man except virgins and homos knows the marvel you're sporting between your legs? As the owner of a humble anus, however, I do have to give it away since only a few homos know what I'm capable of delivering. So if there are any plumbers out there, give me a call, I might just bake you a sponge!]
Unlike an ass, which is trying to close the door on you, but which is very satisfying once you've got your foot (or inches) in the door, the vagina is working hard to get you in there. It's like the 1950's bored housewife and you're the hunky plumber who just has to take a shower - is she gonna say no! Of course not, she's already in her negligée and baking a sponge cake for after! (unless the owner of the house - the woman you're fucking - has other ideas).
First, the entrance is bigger and softer. It's very warm - there's blood rushing into the folds and flaps and whatnot - that does not happen with an ass unless it's already been well used the same day by the butcher, the baker or candlestick maker who came before you. It changes the feeling the deeper you go, so at first you think you know what you're up against, but then, like a ride in a dark tunnel at the fairground, suddenly you round a bend and it's a different sensation. It's starts its own automatic lubrication to make sure you won't give up and go away, (Like when the lawn sprinklers pop up in movies to indicate there's something going on in the bedroom!). It's got not just a single muscle like the sphincter, followed by a second sphincter up the back, instead it's got rings and rings of muscles that ripple and squeeze and suck you in!!! In short, it's got almost everything besides a deadlock on the front door to make sure you don't go away without giving up that precious load of yours.
I had no idea about this, it's like someone taught the vagina to play the flute with all these fingers going up and down on your tube. Then, it kind of shrink wraps your dick, so the fit is perfect even if you are small to average like me (but you're not); this is a big improvement on the ass which does not shrink wrap your dick, (except at the base). In fact, many guys have to make a conscious effort to clench their butts around your dick to make you feel something. Even more amazing, the woman can be grooving to her own tune played by her clit or tits or something else - but the vagina carries on pumping and gripping and sucking and rippling on it's own automatic program - all without conscious decisions having to be made by its owner. The vagina seems to know when you're gonna thrust in or pull back and reacts in a wave-like motion at the same frequency! I, on the other hand, have to think when I'm being fucked. Would he like me to grip tighter now? Should I push out against him? Should I grip in a rhythm? Do I back up on him now or stay still? What if I let it gape? If I change positions will he get in deeper? What's making him fall out all the time? etc. etc. The owner of the vagina really doesn't have to worry about all this 'cause It's Made For It!™©
I said these words to a girl once and she was shocked! Well if it's not made for fucking what else is it there for? All this fabulous architecture and musculature and automatic motion control and irrigation and temperature control - it's a purpose built machine. With one purpose - to get you off! And not only you, but for procreation, it doesn't really need to get it's owner off, it's just needs to make sure she's happy to do it all again.
[As a side note - if I had one of these amazing machines that could entrance a man with a slight whiff of it's aroma, I'd be going for the diamond ring, the sporty convertible, the house in the suburbs and a big fat cheque at the end of the marriage too! Why give it away if every man except virgins and homos knows the marvel you're sporting between your legs? As the owner of a humble anus, however, I do have to give it away since only a few homos know what I'm capable of delivering. So if there are any plumbers out there, give me a call, I might just bake you a sponge!]
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Like a wet, warm, soft glove on the pussy, and like a tighter grip on the ass....without the natural wetness and warmth of a pussy.
- NoH8,
Wow, thank you Raw Dog. I'm glad my initial impression of life inside the secret garden rang true to someone who is far more knowlegable about the fairer sex than I.
I just tried to share with our dear virginal friend the experience I had as a first (and only) timer. I know he will not be disappointed.
Now can I interest you in a similarly detailed description of the wonderful world awaiting you through the back door?:wink: Follow me to the fisting thread...
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