Hey folks -- As some of you know, sometimes I'm pretty bright and others I'm not so swift. This is a not-so-swift moment. Someone messaged me and said my arm looked like an alabaster cantaloupe. I know what the melon is, but what's an alabaster? Or is it one of those all-together things that means something completely different? Please help, dukey PS - sorry for breaking up the cock talk. Carry on.