In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.?? ?Aleve is also called Naproxen.? ? Amoxil is also? called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.?
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.??After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.?? ?Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.????
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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.?? ?It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.?? ?Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".?? ?Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.????
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Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.????
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.??After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.?? ?Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.????
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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.?? ?It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.?? ?Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".?? ?Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.????
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Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.????
