What's less desirable? Short or thin?

[skinnymini]

Will I get my money back if you suck at it?
(of course, I jest

 

[Betty_Cocker]

Cash or gold. No checks. Your credit is no good. I find sph tedious and have never ever done it for free. I can only get into it if it is combined with financial abuse.

I am glad you brought your cookie (and with/humor) back to the table! :biggrin1:

 

[AlteredEgo]

Will I get my money back if you suck at it?
(of course, I jest

Suck at it, there's not enough of that little defect for anyone to suck at it.

I am glad you brought your cookie (and with/humor) back to the table! :biggrin1:

*huggle*

 

[skinnymini]

Suck at it, there's not enough of that little defect for anyone to suck at it.


*huggle*

Okay, that was a good one.

 

[Tactfulgal]

I don't feed into sph desires.

Ditto. I'm surprised some of the responders bit.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Meh. It was funny.

 

[Betty_Cocker]

Meh. It was funny.

You've done your good deed!

 

[fluffychocolate]

Where do I report, how much are you paying, where's the job application. I think I'd be a stellar employee. :biggrin1:

I want to make an SPH board where we get paid to administer the humiliation. So. Much. Humiliation.

 

[AlteredEgo]

You've done your good deed!

How often can one find an opportunity to be charitable by behaving uncharitably?

 

[Betty_Cocker]

How often can one find an opportunity to be charitable by behaving uncharitably?

Around here? More often that we'd like to think. Thus, this is why it is so very hard to be charitable.

(I hope you don't become inundated by sph requests now... b/c that.. that was good!) :wink:

 

[AlteredEgo]

Thank you. I think I was channeling NotPunny. Anyone else miss her retorts and wordplay?

 

[skinnymini]

Where do I report, how much are you paying, where's the job application. I think I'd be a stellar employee. :biggrin1:

Report directly to me. We'll start with some light training to see if you're up to the task. I pay by the inch.

 

[AlteredEgo]

That doesn't even sound like minimum wage.


I can't help it!

 

[Enid]

That doesn't even sound like minimum wage.


I can't help it!

It's like waitress pay, 2 bucks an hour. And no tips.

 

[skinnymini]

If she's good, I'll give her a raise – $4.70 an hour. But given the short notice, the slim profits, and the stiff competition, the tip might be fairly negligible.

 

[AlteredEgo]

This thread is giggle inducing.

 

[skinnymini]

One more bump for my little stump. hehe

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

One more bump for my little stump. hehe

That makes it sound like you have a bumpy dick

 

[MickeyLee]

The bumps are braille. It spells out 'use condoms'

 

[skinnymini]

That makes it sound like you have a bumpy dick

Oh. You're right. I erred. It's quite smooth in fact.