What's so funny about a small penis?

[curiouscam]

I don't find anything particularly funny about a less than average penis. The only time I have ever laughed about one was when I found out a total douchebag I went to the same gym with had a small one. In that case though I just felt like he earned that laugh.

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

True that.

I actually have been laughed at for having small breasts. And when I was younger for being "too skinny" (although that's, er, not a problem now! I could stand to lose a few pounds now...) And no, I don't hold that against all men, just the ones who said those things (and it was only a few of them).

I've never laughed at a man for having a small penis. I've been with a few small guys and while I don't find it sexually satisfying, I try to make the most of the situation and don't say anything about it one way or the other.

I hear you. We can't control how our body develops during puberty. We get what we get.

 

[wilseb]

Before I went to bed last night, HBO was airing "Cathouse", a series about a whorehouse in Nevada. Anyway, I watched it for a few minutes and they began talking about men's size and interviewed four women. The first three women said the same thing - size doesn't matter. In fact, they don't like the large ones for two reasons... Reason one is because if it's too big, it can really hurt. And the other reason is that large guys are sometimes over-confident in their size and don't spend as much time in working it. They just shove it in and begin banging, also not making it pleasurable.

The fourth women said only a large guy can really please her.

So from that, they summarize as saying that size doesn't matter, just as long as you know how to work it.

 

[conntom]

Are you kidding me? 7" plus penis was rejected because it wasn't big enough? I guess she needs a horse penis.

A 7" is a damn good sized penis. (I should know

Anyone rejecting that is out of touch with reality or shallow beyond measure.

The only reason I would laugh at a small penis would be my own nervous reaction to the fact I'm glad it ain't me !!!

 

[HiddenLacey]

I personally believe that peoples bodies are different and unique. We are each beautiful in our own way. I have no need to put others down, it's not in my nature. I try to always treat other people the way I would want to be treated regardless of their looks, personality or intelligence.

Karmas a witch and I firmly believe those that choose to be ugly people will get their comeuppance one day.

 

[luka82]

I don`t find small dicks funny, I just don`t prefer them.
I mean if I am looking for a fuck buddy, I wouldn`t chose a small penis. Just my preference. If I am going to have sex with you, you better have a huge dick. That being said I hardly ever have one night stands. I don`t like them much. Yes, sometimes my horny side takes over and I do it.
As far as BFs are concerned-Hey if I love the guy, it really doesn`t matter how big his dick is.

 

[littlepenis]

As a guy with a small penis (just under 4" hard), I can say that it does suck to be laughed at. Over the years, though, it's only been once or twice that someone has actually laughed out loud.

I got the occasional giggle; mostly it just went unmentioned. More often than not, I would find out later how a woman felt about my size through friends that she told.

I've been outright rejected a few times as well, though those tended to be potential one-night hookups, so it wasn't as big a deal. Eventually, you get used to it and letting the rejection roll off your back gets easier.

 

[earllogjam]

Are you kidding me? 7" plus penis was rejected because it wasn't big enough? I guess she needs a horse penis.

It was a tres gay guy. They seem to be particularly vicious size queens, more so than women I imagine.

 

[bigbrisguy]

Maybe it's just me, but I get real turned on when my bottom is a smaller guy. I always have way more fun with them

 

[thickpex]

I've been rejected for not having a big enough penis (even though my cock is 7+) and I must say it hurts

Huh???! Whoever that was was CRAZY!!! And STUPID!!! WOW...who the frack would pass that up, I don't care who they are?!!

 

[thickpex]

I know I speak for a minority of members here regarding penis size, but I don't find small penises funny, I find them very erotically stimulating.

Back in the days I used to meet dudes, I always thought (and still do actually) that some of the most visually appealing cocks were attached to big muscular guys (including the "bear" type) having small to medium (but thick) cocks, like 3.75" - 5" and thick. Just seemed to match the body type really well. Guess I can't separate the cock from the man behind it.

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

large guys are sometimes over-confident in their size and don't spend as much time in working it. They just shove it in and begin banging, also not making it pleasurable.

I've experienced this. Beautiful cock, great body but penetration was more akin to the piston action in an industrial film. Major disappointment.

 

[dirkjesje]

I've been rejected for not having a big enough penis (even though my cock is 7+) and I must say it hurts, simply because there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

I'd feel horrible if someone riddiculed or made fun of my dick for the same reason.

Then it must be on an audition for a porn movie...
I don't think that any men or woman will reject a 7+ penis; maybe for being too big; or looking unhealty...

 

[gonzo1984]

i have a (completely normal, i might add) 6" cock. went out with a stunning girl from 2000-2004, and have just finished with another girl i've been with for the past five years - both relationships ended for completely different reasons, and the sex was fantastic throughout each relationship. you'd have to be a fucking shallow to chuck someone out of bed for having a small cock...i mean, there's SO much else you can do!!!!! x

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

i have a (completely normal, i might add) 6" cock. went out with a stunning girl from 2000-2004, and have just finished with another girl i've been with for the past five years - both relationships ended for completely different reasons, and the sex was fantastic throughout each relationship. you'd have to be a fucking shallow to chuck someone out of bed for having a small cock...i mean, there's SO much else you can do!!!!! x

The best sex I ever had was with a normal, average cock. The last thing I was thinking about was the size of his dick when he walked me around the house straddled, pegged and bouncing me on his cock. He had me in so many different ways on every available surface....it was to die for. He didn't need size, he had everything else.

 

[simbasa12]

I had one gal tell me she was going to bang this hot stripper and he pulled down his shorts and it was so small she told him to 'just put it away'.

I did see a 'micro' penis at a nude beach. I didn't think it was funny; I thought it was sad for the guy. Never seen anything like it.

 

[Zot57]

There's nothing funny about a small penis.
They don't excite me the way the big ones do...
But I don't find them funny.

-- Erik

 

[lucidbass]

They're not funny, but an overly cocky, arrogant, asshole who brags about his huge cock has one, it's the funniest thing in the world.

 

[bigbrisguy]

i have a (completely normal, i might add) 6" cock. went out with a stunning girl from 2000-2004, and have just finished with another girl i've been with for the past five years - both relationships ended for completely different reasons, and the sex was fantastic throughout each relationship. you'd have to be a fucking shallow to chuck someone out of bed for having a small cock...i mean, there's SO much else you can do!!!!! x

6" is not small big guy

 

[cece]

As a woman who has had the non-pleasure of giving a BJ to a man with a dick the size of a cocktail sausage, I would NEVER laugh at a man with a small dick. I feel so sorry for small guys. God knows they already have deep insecurities about their size which they didn't choose to have, they shouldn't have to deal with people laughing at them.