What's the best quick joke you know?

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  1. flame boy

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    Come on, what is the best short joke you know? My personal favourites include:

    What do you a call a black guy who flies airplanes for a living?
    A pilot, you fucking racist.

    What do gay horses eat?
    Haaaaay!

    Two nuns are riding their bikes down a street in Rome. One nun says to the other "I don't think I've come this way before" and the second nun says "It's probably the cobbles".
     
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    Why are pirates pirates?

    Because they arrrrre!
     
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    A guy walked into a bar, but the guy behind him ducked.
     
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    Venison's dear!

    Girl walks into a bar and asks the barman for an innuendo, so he gave her one.
     
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    I've never seen her wrestle, but I've seen her box
     
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    What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt
     
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    Why do fortune tellers walk funny?

    (Because they have crystal balls.) :tongue:
     
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    If a man speaks, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
     
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    A man is sitting in a French restaurant and calls out "Waiter! Do you have frogs legs" to which the waiter replies "No sir, I just walk that way".
     
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
     
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    My life. :tongue:
     
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    A dyslexic walked into a bra.
     
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    :laughing: That's one of those jokes that make me laugh despite their being utterly stupid, or perhaps partly because of it.
     
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    Do you know what's funny?
    Comedy.
     
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    This requires a second person:

    Knock-knock!

    Who's there?

    Interrupting cow.

    Inter—

    Moo!
     
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    How many lawyer jokes are there?

    Only three. All the rest are documented case histories.
     
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    What type of bees make milk?

    Boo-bees!
     
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    Boo! :yuck:


    What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!
     
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    @ Endued: *groans*
     
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    Alright try this one.

    Two parrots sat on a perch. One says "can you smell fish?"

    :cool:
     
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