What's the best quick joke you know?

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Come on, what is the best short joke you know? My personal favourites include:

What do you a call a black guy who flies airplanes for a living?
A pilot, you fucking racist.

What do gay horses eat?
Haaaaay!

Two nuns are riding their bikes down a street in Rome. One nun says to the other "I don't think I've come this way before" and the second nun says "It's probably the cobbles".
 

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A man is sitting in a French restaurant and calls out "Waiter! Do you have frogs legs" to which the waiter replies "No sir, I just walk that way".