Did you hear the one about the lady who fell out a sixth story window, landed on a fire hydrant, and it took the mortician a week to wipe the smile off her face?
Made me laugh.why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
cuz it was dead
This one only works if read aloud.....
Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?
On his buccanhead.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
cuz it was dead